DELUSIONAL...

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

CHANGED BLOG SONG! For those who are familiar with the anime 'Power Stone', good for you! For those who are not, ~~you suck~~ go watch it now.

Ai yah it is such a shame, at first i thought can do PDS with it, but i realised the beat was too fast, BARNICLES!

The first song is the one i like better, but for some strange reason i must listen to the second song first than i listen to this song. It is like a cycle, i cant play it on its own, dont know why, i have some functional problems. However, given the case, why did i put it as the first song? THINK ~~DIRTY~~. HINT: How long does the average person visits a blog? Actually, just go listen to both songs lah, DAMN NICE(Though i say that for every of my blog songs, HAHA, it must be my impeccable taste). They beat your Korean ~~shit~~ songs any day.

Today, sian CIP, quite easy lah, must practice though, to get MY A1! Exactly 1 more week!

After that soccer, i played like a loser. Though i scored, it wasnt a marvelous goal and i was camping, dont know why cannot tahan, not enough sleep(4 hours). I finally agree with SOMEONE it is indeed taxing. I felt like i was going to black out. SHIAT.

After that was bowling at Orchid Country Club(OCC) with Rong Xuan and Yu Cheng, haha damn fun sia just the 3 of us playing. Of course i accepted Rong Xuan's ~~bribe~~ terms. It was too tempting, LOLS.

Tip of the day: POWER STONE! GO WATCH NOW!

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

11:23 PM

Monday, October 27, 2008

Just to make things clear...That last post was a bogey post instigated by none other than The Godfather himself...Of whom i have not linked yet.

Contrary to popular belief, i will not narrate about 2008 Annual Leadership Camp ~~instead i will post about my fabulous life story~~.

All you have to know is that it was crammed with lessons, tests, minor screw ups here and there, flared tempers, strained relationships, strict NCO's, ~~strict cadets~~ tired and weary cadets, tired and weary NCO's, fun activities, heavy responsiblities, potential leaders and last but not least, MY AWESOME AURA AND PRESENCE.

First day was hellish(For me), second day ok, second night hellish and third day slack(How can it not be slack?).

Kudos to Yu Cheng, whom i think along with Brandon, Bryan and Gar Wye did their utmost for this camp, from what i have observed and though you may disagree, at least in comparison to normal training for some of them, they have actually done alot.

CONGRATULATIONS TO CPL TSANG YUK TIM, BEST CADET 2008 ANNUAL LEADERSHIP CAMP! You will get your name printed on a certificate and a plaque*Cries*, im not crying about it...ok im crying about it. A plaque...How come i didnt get it? Nah im not jealous lah, since conditions have improved such as Laser Quest during Leadership Camp and undying dedication in the sentry route during sentry duty. Also the honour of being the best cadet is already good enough.

Last but not least, to the 27 of who you pulled through the camp, WELL DONE! Hope you take back not only the hard skills imparted to you all, but the life lessons it brings as well. Reflect on your performance, learn and work hard for your desired post.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

10:45 PM

Thursday, October 23, 2008

SILVER. See the darkness? INFER.

Challenge Quest!...screwed. My "Assistant" failed Nursery and i think by some stroke of luck managed to get in to Kindergarten and so on. He cant count for nuts and SCREWED ME UP BIG TIME. Benedict TAN(Not Chan, the slacker...HAHAS) did 43, Vincent 48, Wei Xuan as expected did 50 push-ups. Me? 23. Michael Jordan, great just great. IDIOT WITH NO INTEGRITY(IWOI...LOLS)

I get silver, lose to ACS(I), so what? I heard from a CDO that it was close, if ~~i had done better~~ he had counted properly, i would have gotten at least 22 more points(1 push-up 1 point). I chiong too fast liao, i do 5 he count 1, SI BEI FANTASTIC.

Man does not live by competitions alone, and on another note, today we got back our Report Books after Carpe Diem and recess.

Year 2008
Conduct: EXCELLENT(Im a 乖 boy boy.)
Total Marks: 520/800
Percentage: 65.0(B3 right on the dot.)
L1R4 Aggregate: 14
L1R5 Aggregate: 18
Class Position: 14/37
Level Position: 153/357

1 A, 6 Bs, 1 C and another A for Civics and Moral Education. Im a 乖 boy boy. Let me enlighten you on my progress since Sec 1. In 2006(Sec 1), i got 1 A1, 1 A2, 6 Bs, 1 C5 and 1 C6. Take the 2 As and cancel it out with the 2 Cs, you get Bs. So, overall B.

In 2007, i got all 5 Bs. B overall again.

In 2008, i got 1 A, 6 Bs and 1 C. Take the A cancel it out with C, you get a big fat B. So, overall B AGAIN!

Conclusion: Im destined to be a B student, never to drop into the pitholes of C and below, but never to whiff the sweet scent of A.

Sec 3 over already, almost an entire year has flashed pass and it is time to buck up on my results. PRELIM 1/2/3 and 'O' Levels WAIT FOR ME! I will win hands down!!! Truth be told, I dont want to live in regret and remorse come this time next year. I dont want to pass out so soon. I dont want to leave my class(Even if i do hate some of my classmates). I dont want to leave this school(Even if i hate LHB and GKY). I DONT WANT TO...

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

11:25 PM

Monday, October 20, 2008

MISS ME FOLKS??? AW...Im sure you do. Dont worry, there is plenty of me to go around for ALL of you.

UPDATE:

E MATHS
Paper 1: 30/40 (27/40)
Paper 2: 38/60
Total: 68/100 (65/100)

A MATHS:
Section A: 34/44 (33/44)
Section B: 43/56
Total: 77/100 (76/100)

Just in case i forget, last Thursday, the day which we check both maths papers, i went into the land store and witnessed one of the weirdest displays of affection between two very unlikely parties in any case to be so lovey-dovey.

Quite blur, dont blame me though, i was rushing because i thought they wouldnt take such a long go at it. 2 MALE FIGHTING FISHES, im very sure you can make out what they are doing though, i went like WOAH-WTF-WOAH + WTF before i took that picture. Yong Hwee and Si Yang ah, such mutual affection between your two fishes.

Friday's results:

GEOGRAPHY
Question 1: 16/25
Question 4: 16.5/25
Total: 32.5/50

I want to highlight the post on 6th October 2008, i wrote POSITIVE effects of volcanoes instead of POSSIBLE, in the end i got 2/5 for that question, EXPECTED. The most surprising thing was DANIEL YONG ~~IS THE SEX~~ ROCKS MY SOCKS(I dont know how many times i used this "phrase" liao)!!! He gave me 5/8 for the essay on RIVER FLOODING measures when i wrote COASTAL FLOODING measures, those who never take Geog, just to let you know there is a VERY SIGNIFICANT difference between these two and i was pondering to accept the marks or not. NAH! Who am i kidding? I am much too elated to give two hoots about this not only because of this, because i was 2nd only to Chek Wei in the class, who got 33/50, HAHAS...Imagine that.

HISTORY ELECTIVE
SBQ: 10/17 (Deja Vu for reliability question L2/3)
SEQ: 7/13

COMBINED HUMANITIES
Social Studies: 59/100
History: 57/100
Total: 58/100

PHYSICS
Section A: 23/30
Section B: 17/40
Section C: 8/30
Total: 48/100

I guess i do not need to elaborate much for these two subjects, BLEDDY DEPRESSING, for Physics, i was banking on Section A(Because we got it last) that it will be 25/30to pass, but i guess life's like that.

Results aside, CCA! Saturday went to HQ for Challenge Quest practice/trial run for Air Units only because MAJ Gary was damn enthu about winning this year in the hope of getting more funds for aeromodelling. I dont know whether we are the only smart or only idiotic school to wear PT Kit when other schools wear NO.4, but i think it is a little bit of both. 1km run was no kicks! Didnt even pant, and it wasnt because we were wearing PT Kit, but the pace was just too slack liao.

Today after school, more importantly, after CIP, Challenge Quest training! 50 push-ups in 1 minute + 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups in 1 minute + 100 sit-ups and 4 rounds in 6:35 minutes. Ok lah, just a little giddy because i slept 4 hours last night. HAHA, it is indeed taxing as quoted from SOMEONE...HAHAS.

TO ALL SEC 4s whom i dont hate:
The final stretch is the only thing that counts after your 4 years in Catholic High, however "good" LHB may be, im sure you dont want to stay for long in his utopia, entitled, "World-Class School With A Unique Brand Of EducationS", and even after 3 years, i still cant figure out why is there an 's' behind education.

所以在此,我祝你们心想事成(In your results)!

加把劲!最后冲刺!

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

11:11 PM

Thursday, October 16, 2008

I really shouldnt be typing this now because i should have been gone from the face of the Earth(Read last post to know why).

Oh well, i was being considerate in the sense that i know you people out there truly NEED me, moreover, it will create a severe problem of 人才流失(Please ignore this).

E MATHS:
Paper 1: 27/40(Yes i know i should go and die)
Paper 2: 38/60(Yes i know i should go and die for this too)
Total: 65/100(I think you get the point already)

A MATHS:
Section A: 33/44(Blah)
Section B: 43/56(Blah)
Total: 76/100(I think you get the point already)

THIS IS BLEDDY DEPRESSING. Like they say though, DIE ANOTHER DAY. Someday i should try some exotic way of dying, hey why not commit suicide gracefully?

AND F.Y.I, people reading please dont be lame and think this is some emo 15-year old who is really stupid enough to go commit suicide unless you have the I.Q. and mentality of a nursery attending kid.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

10:28 PM

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YONG HWEE!!!

1 more year to NC16! DUMBELLS FOR THE DUMBELL, no lah not true. I would think your real present today was getting into the Hall Of Fame for almost all subjects except Physics, damn zai liao lah.

Speaking of Hall Of Fame, Cao Sheng Mao is officially the China Science Major because he topped the entire level for all 3 sciences. And even though he tied with someone else in Biology, his name starts with a C and therefore he is still top. What the hell, even the ~~gods~~ printer is on his side.

On the other hand, I feel wrong and crapped out...Today was screwed.

English was shit, i screwed up my final term and even my best component have let me down.

PAPER 1
Situational Writing: 20/30
Composition (My best component): 18/30, haiz...Term 1: 23, Term 2: 22, Term 3: 24
PAPER 2
Comprehension: 13/25, considering the whole level screwed up, quite good already...
Summary: 14.5/25, considering i wrote 118/150 words, yeah quite good also...

Social Studies was the main reason why i felt so depressed today. It was the root cause of all other factors and triggered off my misery for the entire day. English papers were given out later and moreover, it was the subject i felt confident in, therefore it makes up the most important part of my misery today.

The irony of that paragraph? I failed to do such a conclusion and screwed up as a result.

SBQ: 12/17, inference should have been full marks because it was a perfect answer but i got only 4/5 for both...it is seriously damn weird.
SEQ: 8/13, read above.
Total: 19/30

Fortunately, Chemistry created a favourable pulley effect and i was rather surprised i did better than Kenneth Soh.

Section A: 22/30
Section B: 30/39
Section C: 18/30
Total: 70/99

There was a problem with Section B and that was why the total score for the entire paper became 99. I was quite unlucky, and minus 2 marks(72/99) because the teacher saw his (Should be Mr Tan Jit Huih mark one) balanced equation correction as 2 marks and awarded it to me. Being a 又乖又诚实的 boy boy, i WANTED to tell them but i had forgotten to circle it. Dont worry, i will do it tommorrow and this is no joke. Integrity should come first before any result, otherwise the result will be meaningless and lose its value as a barometer of your mastery of the subject.

After school, was Chinese remedial and 穆老师 ~~IS THE SEX~~ rocks! She explains things to the utmost of our understanding and i would think she can claim the Nobel Prize for being the most inspiring teacher, actually no lah not so exaggerating. I learnt alot today, and it has been months since i last said that.

Since the 'O' Level Chinese is approaching, here is something to help you buck up...NOT.

As it says, read it out loud and in its direct and literal pronounciation.

Fighting fish in the land store afterwards was damn high, after which was SOCCER! YAY SOCCER!

Tommorrow both Maths paper! I swear if i dont get A1s for them, i think i will be so depressed to just jump off the nearest 30 storey building which is so conveniently located besides our school. Stay tune to ~~THE NOOSE~~ the news and you may just see my dead carcass lying on the concrete floor of the HDB block tommorrow.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

10:32 PM

Monday, October 13, 2008

Dont say never ah...Kenneth Ong Kang Ying

played soccer with us last

Saturday!

Yes! 3-7 finally got pumped for failing classroom cleanliness check, i was wondering when it will get to our turn...No im not sadist(By the way this name has already been taken), i just find it no kicks and it gives me a good chuckle.

CIP today...people out there must have felt the same way that it was counter productive. She was boring, insulted our intelligence by reading off the slide and her voice was shrill, how i managed to sleep, i will never know. However, HOD took over and i learnt twice as much within the same period of time. At least as a HOD, she knows how to teach effectively.

SPA skills briefing was dry, but at least Mr Quay made it somehow interesting, he is actually quite a joker.

After school, went down to Dhoby Ghaut and ate at a mini Subway in SMU before going to 8Q SAM which was the old CHS Primary campus for Bi-Cultural thingy. Our "guide" was actually Ms Geraldine Cheang, former teacher of CHS, and well she tried her best to get us invovled and i must say she found the perfect job. Truth be told, when she asked us why was the full name of the place 8Q-Rate, i guessed it was a pun on the word 'Curate', i.e., Q-Rate, and since she said there were 8 artists so 8Q-Rate lor. It was just that i humji, so i didnt say lor. Oh yah, the exhibition was based on the theme of 'School', since the museum was on the old campus of a school.

So she gave us a talk and took us around for a tour, which really opened up my mind and allowed myself to think more critically. After which was some hands-on activity(YAY Kiddies back to Nursery!)

The artistic works:

phunk studio's From the Bottom of My Pencil Case. It is smaller than a normal room and it is sort of relieving memories of your younger schooling days in which everything seems bigger to you.

The outer walls are supposed to be vandalised by visitors with chalk and while some of us were doing so, the teachers warned us not to write vulgarities. Looking in, what does the sign remind you of? LOLS...

In My School Are Many Rooms by Jason Wee. Being made of the same material funeral effieges are made of, it represents hopes of a world created by the figment of our imaginations.

Specimens by Grace Tan. Rigidity in fabrics(Fashion), signifying the mundane and traditional curriculum we go through everyday.

Jahan Loh's Escape From School. I liked this best because it was spontaneous on the artist's side and it was simply mind boggling and symbolises his deepest wish to break free from the clutches of school. RANDOM IMAGES OF AN ALTERED STATE OF COUFUSION.

Me want to do this but have no balls to do so. Haiz...

Look at the perfectly symmetrical pottery, exquisite. I erased that guy because he is a 自私又贪小便宜的猴子, Chairman somemore...No wonder CMC CMI(Sorry Johnervan, Joel and Irwin! It is just that i had to get it out).

Comic panel like. No restrictions, me liek(Read last post to know what this word is)...

Last but not least, there was Donna Ong's The Caretaker. Dark, creepy and cold. It symbolises the neglection of the Unsung Heroes and the actual power they wield over us. Too bad i didnt take a picture of it.

Nursery classwork! Life was so relaxing and carefree back then...How i yearn for a slice of that life today...when we got the book, my first thought was to quickly cover the 'JOTTER BOOK', remember this and you will succeed in life...HUI YANG ~~IS THE SEX~~ !

Overall, this trip was enriching and insightful and it ROCKS! Go visit if you have the time, it is definitely worth it because it is on a topic close to our hearts.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

8:01 PM

Sunday, October 12, 2008

WOOTS!!! 2 whole days of soccer! ME LIEK(This word is taught to me by ASM, Low Wei Kit himself, HAHA is actually he typo but i found it funny because im CHILDISH and why the heck am i still typing when the bracket is like so long already, i dont know...i should probably close the damn bracket, but i too lazy to press 'shift' and '0' together, oh what the heck!)

Oh wells back to soccer today, and people said i was distracted smsing someone whom probably know who she was. That is so crap because i was NEVER distracted and stop the moment the game started, DAMN IT im so MISUNDERSTOOD~~-BON JOVI~~...

Than while we were taking practice shots with me being ~~a zai~~ goalkeeper, and it was there and then GARRY MAG tried his new found shot which flew way off right above the shelter.

THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED:
Me, being a 又乖又乐于助人的 boy boy, SCALE(Yes you read right) the 2 storey skyscraper(Ok im exaggerating) ~~like King Kong~~ to get the ball down.

This was to Garry Mag, im sorry for being crude, but i had my reasons.

This was my reason. Actually it was partly my fault for wearing white though.

After i came home, i saw multiple contusions(Revision for first aid) on my leg and a big swelling. You cant see it because it isnt that clear.

Actually, i wouldnt have bothered with pictures because im naturally lazy(Ah, The Imaginary One's gift to me), all these was courtesy of Agnes Sama(Master). She sort of "brain-washed" me into being a camwhore, i know it is not many pictures, but it is a start.

Until then, CIP tommorrow!

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

10:49 PM

Saturday, October 11, 2008

3 THINGS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ME:

1. 睡觉

DICTATES MY

LIFE.

2. I LOVE 足球

& PDS.

3. I AM A

大白痴.

Why am i an idiot? The plain truth staring me in the face and yet i can turn a blind eye to it. Stupid and childish mistakes, screwing up everything i had worked hard to establish.

All is not lost though, 相信明天会更好,只希望那个信念不是只是一片空虚.

PART A '08, whoever put up that blog, please delete it. If what you say is true, I apologise if you feel unfair or that my choice is unjustifiable, maybe my Specialists and I have indeed made a mistake. However, 机会是靠努力去争取的, if you think i am wrong, prove it. There is still SANA and Civil Defence, work hard for it. I hope to give everybody a chance and it so happens your batch is unlucky enough to have only 2 slots, and even to the utmost of my ability, i still cant manipulate the outcome. Ultimately, it is my fault and I apologise once again for any feelings of resent. I appeal to you all to give others a chance, they are still your part mates at the end of the day, work with them and LEAD YOUR PART TO GREATER HEIGHTS.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

10:58 PM

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

MY CHAPS HURT!

TAY ZI HENG I LINK YOU LIAO! HAPPY NOW? HAHAS...

I CHANGED MY BLOG SONG! My Heart Goes Nana by Millenium/Enjoy With Us? Because Wei Kit say Track ID is Millenium but the CD says Enjoy With Us, though im ALWAYS right, oh well im open minded. LET THE MASS SUANing SLAUGHTER(OF WEI KIT) begin. Anyway this song is part of HCINCC SYFOC performance, damn addicting performance, it got me addicted during exams!!! And i stressed that i do not like pure techno music, this song is definitely not pure techno because it will SUCK if it is.

Overslept today, reached school around 9:30, went CO room and listen to Derek playing with the insruments, damn zai(Before the exams). HAHA, they have to do Music exam, while im slacking.

After that, went with Desheng, Keefe, Jun Jie go to the street soccer court near market. Those who played were, Keefe, Jun Jie, Yong Hwee, Irwin, Yan Jie, Ka Yue, Yong Kee, Christopher, Pei Rong, Fergus, Dominic, Lewis, Timothy, Alan, Don, Pin Xian and ME!

Played from 10:00 to 12:30, after that went back school bathe(Thank You Jun Jie for being in the land store!), change and chiong to meet up with Bryan and Gerald go Kallang. I almost cramp up. Met Stefan and Christopher go National Stadium. Down there see Rong Xuan, Yu Cheng, Wei Kit, Shan Quan and Leh Chuan working ~~like dogs~~. Did until 7:00, had free dinner and went home eat dinner again(Im a growing boy). I didnt take pictures there because i didnt feel like it as my chaps, thighs and hamstring were aching.

FRIDAY GOT TRAINING!

P.S. If you still dont know what chaps are, it is your ass cheeks.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

11:52 PM

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

ONE THING TO SAY: HOORAY!!! As with the conclusion of End Of Year Examinations, comes the conclusion(Almost) of Sec 3. THIS YEAR HAS BEEN FANTASTIC FOR ME!~~And for people like you who gets to see me for the past 10 months.~~

Stop! Pajamas time! Sorry too much Eminem...though i dont really like his songs now. Back to the papers...a little topsy turvy in terms of difficulty.

English Paper 1 and 2 was easy, i am quite confident although im afraid of overconfidence because it can be FATAL.

Geography was crap...i studied up to 4A.M., and me and my cock-eyed doings ruined me again. POSSIBLE effects become POSITIVE effects of volcanoes. Measures for RIVER flooding, i go and write measures for COASTAL flooding!!! Ultimately, that leaves me with a maximum of 40/50 marks because the essay itself is 8 marks and i screwed it!!! Yes, go on, LAUGH AT ME AND MOCK ME for the level of stupidity i possess. MORAL OF THE STORY??? DONT STUDY. Ok little kiddies ~~on my lap~~ ignore that line because you have to study to be as smart as gor gor.

Physics was moderately difficult lah...but i have totally no confidence at all. *SNIFFLES*

HCL was easy except i screwed Paper 1! *SHUDDERS*

Social Studies was EASY but as i said, CONFIDENCE KILLS. There can always be surprises in life and failing an easy test is one of them. Im damn thankful to be able to count my lucky stars now because whoever the setter is, HE/SHE ~~is the SEX~~ ROCKS MY SOCKS.

BOTH A&E(Sounds like some first aid test) maths was quite easy..................................................I THINK.

Than comes a day of judgement. MONDAY: Chemistry and History, 2 of the shittiest subjects you can have a test for on the SAME DAY. AND I MADE IT THROUGH! YAY ME!!!

NOW I SHALL INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. PEN! When the time comes for an examination, LOOK OUT!!! It is a G1! No it is a Thematic!I think it is a Stabilo exam grade pen!ALL OF WHICH ARE WRONG BECAUSE IT IS PILOT G2!

PILOT G2! I refilled it only just before the exams. INFER.

I forgot the name liao so I just call it PENCIL! Orginal yeah? Wonder how i thought of that...It must have rolled off my tongue or something.

These 2 并肩作战 to fight Dr. Exam, wait a minute, is it me or is it a stereotypical mindset that all doctors are evil?

DISCLAIMER: Please be very cautious of VERY lame stuff while viewing my blog. All that exam stress must have unhinged me or something. TRY SLEEPING FOR 3-5 hours everyday. NOTE: This does not apply to those who have already reached nocturnal stage, e.g., senior Sui Peng and senior John(I think).

With the exams done and over with, I PLAYED SOCCER AND BASKETBALL TODAY!!! YAY!!! 5 hours of head spinning fun! Tommorrow going school play soccer again! Now to focus on CCA, Part A '08, this Friday got training! BE PREPARED! It is not going to be that smooth sailing from now on.

Truth be told, it is only 1 year to O Levels, and i really want to work hard for it. Deem me crazy if you want, but im dead serious. On a lighter note, it is time to 大睡特睡!

THE BATTLE MAY BE OVER, BUT THE WAR HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

Hui Yang ~~is YOUR MAKER.~~

11:17 PM