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Saturday, August 16, 2008

hey all!!! after all of this years i have finally decided to conform and jump on the blogging bandwagon...and DAMN im lag!

BUTT BUT! i decided NOT to conform like SOME PEOPLE (pls dont ask me who cuz i also dont noe who im talking about) and post something along the line of hey-all-i-jus-created-a-blog-and-this-is-my-first-post which i tink is totally CRAP! so those who did that just go do something along the line of jumping-down-a-100-storey-building-and-ending-your-life-so-that-you-will-beautify-Mother-Earth thingy...AFTER ALL my entourage (non-existent) have given me enough fanfare already...*YAWNS* boring (What thingy doesnt get boring after many a repeated times???)

ANYWAY...i was thinking to post about a major event n wat better event can there be other than my birth...i was born an adorable but not ugly(hence im not cute) baby n i vaguely remembered something about being paraded on the street like a rock star n b4 i continue, just to tell you tat there are different versions of this stories told in different countries (im rather well-known)
IN SINGAPORE: People finally stop being so KIASU and gave way to us for one day and decided to come together not to complain, but celebrate the new NATIONAL DAY and ALL THESE HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY 23RD AUGUST HOR!!!)
IN USA: My mother got the key to the COUNTRY for giving birth to me and was made SECRETARY of STATE (take that CONDOLEEZZA RICE)
IN SRI LANKA: They cancelled VESAK DAY to HUI YANG's MOTHER'S DAY (i dont wan 2 reveal my mother's name cuz i scared you all abuse it later) and started worshipping her like GUAN YIN MA.COM for giving birth to me.
IN NORTHERN IRELAND: THEY DECIDED to rename MOTHER MARY to MOTHER OF HUI YANG n wanted to rename me the new JESUS but i rejected cuz i tink my name sounds nicer



If u dont noe some of this events i tink u shld start reading sec 3 social studies textbook n oh yah 4 my blog music the 1st song is the one tat really sparked of my passion 4 PDS n the 2nd is school NDP performance music (CHS shld noe), n my tagboard aint gay i jus tink pink goes well wif black, DONT YOU THINK SO?!?!?!*GUN AT POINT BLANK RANGE* but nvm if u tink otherwise too bad lor u say gay than nt my problem wat, right, there is after all"FREEDOM" of speech in Singapore...actually dis post abit the long liao so CIAO to my fans (non existent as well)...DONT MISS ME!!!

Hui Yang is YOUR MAKER.
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