Delusional...

BLAH 36

2009-01-18T23:15:00.005+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 大哥 and 二哥!

Actually their birthdays are on the 17th and the 19th of January respectively. So i ingeniusly took the average to wish them on the 18th. =) ~~真聪明~~

So on Friday was CCA Orientation Day. Changed after school and drew out Mark IV rifles which i havent touched in a VERY LONG time. Wasnt as heavy as before of course, and i managed to do rotation with it! HAHA

Performed for 7 Sec 1 classes a sequence of 5 drills which included Stupid Arm, Modified Dolphin Arm, Impact Arm, Rotation Arm and Salute(Butt/Marine). Executed the traditional "Project Hentak Kaki" and received some applause from the little kiddies ~~on my lap~~.

So overall, we ended up with 161 names, though i wouldnt be too happy yet as this may not be reflective of their interest in NCC Air. However, it is indeed a good start as everyone in the unit put in their utmost in what is to be our final major task as NCOs.

CAT HIGH AIR GUYS ALL THE WAY!

CHS NCC Air UG Talk 2009 PDS Performance. Enjoy =)

BLAH 35

2009-01-12T22:32:00.005+08:00

A1!

AND A DISTINCTION FOR
ORAL+AURAL COMPONENT TOO. =)

So i have secured a point for my L1R5 already with this crucial crucial A1. It is as crucial as MAN U trouncing Chelsea 3-0. =)

Nervousness obviously set in after 12:50 A.M. The funny thing, is that when Nigel told me i had gotten an A(I was the first person in my class), i lagged for 10 seconds before finding that ONE word. COOL.

To all those who had gotten the same results me ~~but may not be as zai though~~, good job. =)

Those who didnt and need to drop HCL, although im in no position to say this, but good luck for your other subjects, hopefully it may be a blessing in disguise. JIA YOU!

With the 2008 Chinese 'O' Level Examinations aside, i shall talk about UG talk(Sounds weird repeating the word "talk") performance. Weird atmosphere, super light rifles which im not accustomed to. Only thing is that Wei Kit and Yu Cheng dropping the rifles(So in sync as well) motivated me more not to drop my Triple Jumbo, which i think those at the back cant see because of the dim lights. FUN FUN, another performance done and over with. GOOD JOB to all the performers too!

Ok i shall not be complacent after perusing my A1, i shall maintain focus, after today which taught me that the results are so fragile and go both ways, the wrong way if im unlucky. BUT I CAN DO IT, I WILL DO IT!

TO ALL THE SENIORS(And Sirs as well), GOOD LUCK in getting into your dream tertiary institution! JIA YOU! You guys have done BRILLIANTLY! And with that comes a closure of chapter of another generation of students graduating from Catholic High School. =)

BLAH 34

2009-01-01T15:22:00.008+08:00

Contrary to popular belief, i would not put a GIGANTIC/HUMONGOUS 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' here. I like to go against cliches.

So with the coming of 2009, is the going of 2008. This post is a reflection of the wonderful year that has past, and probably should have been posted yesterday, but you should know me by now. =)

Year 2008 Academics:

What can i say? Same old same old. HAHA if you guys(or girls) have read my previous posts in October, you will know the results i have been getting.

B AVERAGE.

Term 1 this year was my best term so far since coming into this school. Almost all As except Physics, which i had gotten a B3 in. Peaked.

Following that came a plunge in Term 2 and Term 3. Valleyed.

Term 4 was in sight, and i did my best to salvage the situation in Term 4 by doing last minute revision, and i got a few As, getting my B average. So by now, you can already infer my results for Term 2 and Term 3. Disastrous.

Overall, i wouldnt say this has been a good year in my studies, the surprising thing is, i got $150 for good progress. And i didnt even made any improvement in my studies. WORD.

So here comes 2009, promises i have made to myself, is to be dedicated and focused in constant revision or at least 2 weeks before every Prelim, i will study my darndest. I WILL NOT LET MY PARENTS DOWN, for they are the greatest support i can rely on in times of trouble. =)

THIS WILL BE THE PROMISE

MADE, COME NEXT YEAR WE

WILL SEE WHETHER I HAVE

KEPT MY PROMISE.

NCC: Since the 2nd half of Sec 1, i have set my sights on becoming the CSM of the unit(Yes it is that long ago). I worked hard, i trained up my fitness level, i practiced my drills at home and i was the timer almost everytime.

Then came the turning point, i joked, i crapped and went overboard, thus shattering the image the NCOs had of me.

10th Annual Camp came, and i went to China, not on purpose, but i guess life's like that. =( I begin to lose all hope of getting my dream post.

Came the interview, and the post release. As expected, i wasnt the CSM, and i became

CHS NCC Air PART B UDI 2008-2009.

I hated it, it was the 1 post that i didnt want to get out of the Top 5, i would rather much be a PART C UDI or PART A UDI, actually ASM wasnt really in my mind too.

Heck after so many months, i have come to realise i love the part under my charge. SERIOUSLY, love them though im not gay. This is the post that utilises and unleash my true potential upon reflecting back on what i have done and what i could do for them.

During this period of time, came MKE, 11th Annual Camp, NCC Air Annual Specialist Course 2008, 2 Star Kayaking Course and NCC Air Annual Senior Specialist Course 2008.

Badges pile on, Ranks got bigger, RESPONSIBILITY HEAVIER.

It was not so much the drills, or training up the cadet's physical fitness anymore, but rather to inculcate in them a sense of brotherhood amongst each other, and passion for the CCA. I cant say i have done that to everyone, but i can say im trying, and at the end of the day we will see what has become of them when they themselves take over as NCOs.

PROMISE to myself, is that i will groom them to be the best leaders they can be. Unexpected(Everyone has been doubting them) competency should come naturally to them.

THIS WILL BE THE PROMISE

MADE, COME NEXT YEAR WE

WILL SEE WHETHER I HAVE KEPT

MY PROMISE.

PDS: This year, i have proved my worth, 8 months in "solitude" practicing, perfecting basic drills and mastering advanced drills. It all paid off when i did my first Triple Jumbo. =)

PDS takes lots of hard work and i want to leave a legacy for future cadets. As the
1st person to do Triple Jumbo. =)

PROMISE to myself is to do Helicopter before i step down.

THIS, WILL BE THE PROMISE

MADE, COME APRIL/MAY

WE WILL SEE WHETHER I HAVE

KEPT MY PROMISE.

This year will be a year of challenge, both physical and mental. I will succeed in acheiving my goals.

Things that will make me down, wont keep me down.

YOU CAN BANK ON THAT. =)

Changed my blog song, Twista feat. Faith Evans-Hope.

Ushering the new year in with hope. It may seem like senseless rapping to you, but it is actually a meaningful song once you know the lyrics.

I think i will cry when i watch this video after we step down. Seriously. Credits to Wei Xuan A.K.A. Robocop. Half-done but it is still good. =)

Another one done by Samuel, Half-done but good job too. =)

BLAH 33

2008-12-20T20:05:00.013+08:00

20 days have gone by...MAN IM LAZY!

Anyway these 20 days have been a frenzied, adrenalin rushing, blood pumping, heart stopping helluva exciting time ending on a disaster. I was sick in bed for the past 2 and a half days, too weak to do anything, not even replying SMSes or going online. Im almost recovering though, but not quite, wait a while and i will be back in full swing.

Im not going to bore you with a long post...so i will just bore you with a short post.

There was work, parades, chalet and training!

Parades being the first on my list, i shall start with NCC Change Of Command Parade 2008. All i can say is, Air GOH is definitely the best in terms of dressing and our drill standards. HOWEVER, we are not exactly that good either. (P.S. Sea GOH cant march in straight lines for nuts.)

After the parade. Brandon looks queer.

My peak cap is worn a little low. 周董!

Oh yeah, did i ever tell you, with the exclusion of Yong Liang, the 5 of us around the same part of the contingent cause we are about the same height. Haiz...too bad.

Next parade is 56th Cadet Officer Course Graduation Parade. I did the longest rehearsal but i wasnt chosen as the Colours RSM. The neat thing is, the emcee announced my name as the Colours RSM in the actual parade!

Pardon me for my fake smile, i was a little sad that i wasnt chosen.

Fake smile, but just a wee bit better.

THE RESERVES. Zacchaeus(Pronounced Zack-kee-ius) looks like a pork bellied underworld leader. No prizes for guessing who.

Jacky(The other reserve for Colours RSM) and I. Pacestick but no sword.

Jacky and i again. He looks mighty stiff.

Forgive me if my shoulders look droopy to you, but i was a little tired.

CONGRATULATIONS TO SIR SUI PENG AND WARREN FOR SUCCESSFULLY PASSING ~~OUT~~ THE COURSE.

Next up will be F³C/NCC/Alot of people chalet! Really sorry to the NCC Land Part B '08, but the chalet was fun. Hangovers, cards, ~~gaying around~~, Jolly Shandy and lots of other stuffs.

17 people in 1 room according to Si Yang. F.Y.I. there are only 2 single beds.

QM(Jun Jie) is DAMN CUTE AND COMICAL with the bloody turban on his head, HAHA LOL! Anyone disagrees? I doubt so.

F³C! Shucks im on a bad photos streak, my hair is a little dishevelled.

Before i conclude this post, training on the 17th was a little morale boosting. Ai yah 8 more seconds to sub 10 minutes for 2.4. Sian, never mind, i know deep down that i confirm can make it come next year. Watch out world! On the other hand, Part B '09 better get themselves prepared by training themselves for NAPFA and NCC Training. Your true journey starts now.

Until next time, TOODLES! =)

BLAH 32

2008-11-30T17:58:00.020+08:00

IM BACK!!! WARNING: SUPER LONG

POST!

I DONT EXPECT YOU TO READ IT ALL.

I WAS

ING from 24TH-28TH NOVEMBER.

NOW I HAVE FINALLYED. TO SERVE TO STRIVE AND NOT TO

YIELD.

SATURDAY, 22ND NOVEMBER 2008

Worked until 12 P.M. Ate lunch at Hougang Central, $1.50 Chicken Rice! Made my way to Roxy Singapore Grand Mercure Hotel for the Triathlon Association of Singapore Technical Official Course(Level 1). Thought we were late, but in the end just on time cause the actual timing was different from the stipulated one. Found out that we were the only teenagers down there(Ok at least 15 years old or below, the rest are older). 4 hours, quite dry, but quite cool in terms of the things we get to do.

Hey we can issue yellow and red cards during a triathlon!

International Triathlon Union(ITU) Competition Rules.

YELLOW CARD!

RED CARD!

SUNDAY, 23RD NOVEMBER 2008

Pack camp stuff(HAHA im lazy and i procastinate, so sue me). Booked in at HQ at 8 P.M. after having my last dinner(Sound like im dying or something) at the seafood place near HQ. Met Ivan who was Rong Xuan's primary school friend(Suay HAHA no lah just joking). Supper and spent the night there.

MONDAY, 24TH NOVEMBER 2008

First day of OBS! Ate breakfast at HQ, took a free bus to Punggol Jetty. Sian i live in Seng Kang and yet HQ must make it so troublesome.

Talked to Mui Na and Fara, got to know them. I was in Group 16 or rather, RAFFLES WATCH. Met our instructor Clayton(We get to call him by his name), an ex-infantry officer who was a full lieutanant. Played 'Wild Wild West', a game of reflexes while waiting for the boat, starting everyone blur blur one, dont know how to play, in the end i won 2/3 rounds, HAHA.

RAFFLES WATCH! LOVE IT! FUN!

BACK ROW, DUDES(From left to right):
1. CLAYTON(Instructor, Clay for short)
2. AIDIL(Ideal)
3. IZZUL(Mother)
4. CEDRIC(Big guy)
5. SUKARNO(Scar)
6. JIA XING(Salary raise)
7. SAE TAN(Say/Saturn/Satan)
8. IAN(B-Boy, no it is not the name of the dance, it is something else)
9. BENJAMIN(Ben)
10. DYAN(My best buddy in this camp)
11. JIA JUN(JJ)
12. MUN KIT(Monkey)
13. ME(MOST ZAI, no lah just joking)

FRONT ROW, DUDETTES(From left to right):
14. WEN HUI(OMG girl, HUI WEN)
15. ROWENA(NOVENA MRT Station)
16. JING MING(BB)
17. NABILAH("Queen")

16 OF US PLUS CLAY.

Took a boat to OBS Camp 2(Later i got to know it was the lousier campsite). Settled all the administrative yadda yadda yadda, store, rations(Mainly biscuits and bread for our breakfast and lunch for the next 5 days).

Went on to our first activity, 'Blade Of Grass', where it you have to trust your partner to catch you from falling, after that was the real trust fall, where you lie back above ground and your watch mates will catch you with a mat.

Learnt belaying basics, easy. Only difference from CHS one is that both hands are always on the rope.

Dinner of rice, of which Clay taught us how to cook. 3,2,1 solid fuel. Use 3 first, when finishing, break another 2 into pieces, when finishing, break 1 into pieces and burn. Quite nice lah for our first time, somemore with all the delicious canned food.

Bathed, signed the Raffles Committment Book, pitched tent, slept with Aidil, Izzul and Scar(4 to a tent).

TUESDAY, 25TH NOVEMBER 2008

From now on, i will follow the abbrievation of UTBTEBMC(Unpitch tent, brush teeth, eat breakfast and morning circle A.K.A reflection) in the morning.

Kayaking lesson, all i know liao because they teaching 1 Star Kayaking Course techniques.

"Learnt" Rafted TX Rescue, after practicing that and slack capsize drill out at sea, eat lunch.

Helped to fill jerry cans for Raffles. Rock climbing, dinner of maggi mee(Either this or rice), trekked to campsite.

Did sentry duty in the night with Izzul and Nabilah. No halting, just checking for wild animals or ~~wild~~ strangers.

WEDNESDAY, 26TH NOVEMBER 2008

UTBTEBMC. Planned our route and off we go.

Basically, all you have to know that our load was heavy(For some of us including me who are not slackers), the forest was infested with mosquitoes that swarm your track pants in order to gain access to their spoils, strained relationships and aching and tired muscles. Oh yah, OBS certainly lives up to its promise that you would be cold and wet, hot and sweaty, thirsty and tired. The only hiong day for me.

Reached the campsite still raining, ate dinner(Maggi mee again, no choice, easier to cook). Changed into DRY shirts and shorts after which the 4 of us, Ian, Leon, Bing Hui and me were the 4 sea expedition leaders planned our expedition, briefed the rest, slept.

Rain half way through, and i slept in a puddle of water.

THURSDAY, 27TH NOVEMBER 2008

Woke up with an abrasions near the groin and behind the knee from the day before, shivering. Had to literally slap myself awake to change into warm clothes before getting into full gear.

Unpitch our tents, loaded the speed boat with our equipment, got our kayaks ready for the expedition.

Launch off, I was the starboard marker along with Dyan as my partner. Ian was the expedition leader, Leon the sweeper and Bing Hui the port marker.

Some people just have to show off and do not know when to wait for his the people that he/she is leading. Haiz...high post some more.

Dyan and me kept slacking and than chionging during the expedition, damn fast sia when we chiong, one moment we are at the back, 5 seconds later we are at the front again. HAHA dragonboat rowing method.

Reached Camp 1, the nicer campsite. Jetty jump, fun but salty.

Changed to dry attire and trekked back to Camp 2. Settled store stuff.

CELEBRATION DINNER! So fast OBS going to finish liao, mix feelings.

Bathed, went to sleep.

28TH NOVEMBER 2008

Last day! UTBTEBMC. Final reflection, final committment activity, settled last of the store stuff, got our stuff back, our certificate and photos.

Waited for the boat, took the last 2 pictures and reached Singapore. Bought my XL Black Polo T-Shirt because there was no L and M size and S was too small. Parted ways with Raffles. Realised after wards that XL is just nice. Blessing in disguise.

Ate lunch with Ivan, Mui Na, Rong Xuan and Samuel at Hougang Mall MC'Donalds, saw Izzul, Scar and Wen Hui.

Chionged home, changed into NO. 4, chionged to HQ. I was panting and was given only 5 minutes to remember 6 commands, OMGIDKWTH. In the end, i was dropped from Parade RSM to Colours RSM(As a candidate, actual day than know who is the actual one) because my hair was too long. DAMN IT! No time to cut what.

Reached home, bathed(Finally!), ate dinner, rushed out to eat steamboat with F³C. HAHA hungry mah. In the end i ate only a little and sneaked off without paying because my brothers got my back covered. THANKS GUYS(Sort of like celebration after coming back home).

SATURDAY, 29TH NOVEMBER 2008

Played soccer at Yong Hwee's house, was so much stronger and faster.

RAFFLES WATCH! LOVE THEM! WILL DEFINITELY MISS THEM!

I will always remember you guys, sounds as if we will not see each other again but we will have outings yeah! I will also remember Clayton, for his wise ~~wisdom~~ words and joking ~~jokes~~ stories.

Overall, it was THE BEST experience though there were a few slackers of whom i shall not name, whoever you are, please reflect on your attitude coming into OBS and how much that certificate means to you, in fact it means nothing because you did not put in your best and shows in the way you crumple, fold and roll your certificate.

Clayton's phrase: "I can bring you to the gate, but YOU decide how far you want to go."

OBS(5D5N). INSPIRATIONAL. MOTIVATIONAL. 5 FRUITFUL DAYS.

MEMORIES.

A LEADER'S JOURNEY FOR THE YOUTH.

BOUND FOR DISCOVERY, CHANGED FOR

LIFE.

BLAH 31

2008-11-21T23:29:00.008+08:00

GO CHEETAH, GET BANANA!

HEY MONKEY, GET FUNKY!

The star wars parody of 'Jungle Song'. Hilarious and cute. 00:52 is nice, 01:15 is very suggestive.

The original MV by Toy Box. The dance at 00:52 is SASSY. I like the guy's voice at 01:53, 02:21, 02:24 and his moves at 02:01 and 02:05. CLASSIC. Hook, line and sinker. Im hooked.

THURSDAY, 20TH NOVEMBER 2008
1st day of work at Punggol Primary School(Senior Daniel's ex-school) selling uniforms. Was an hour late because of SBS, i waited 45 minutes for bus 88 to come. I felt damn pissed, imagine how Rong Xuan must have felt, after all his cousin is the ~~balls~~ boss.

Slack and easy after grasping the basics, after lunch left with practically nothing to do.

While going to Yong Hwee's house on 372, i saw an old man who had difficulty carrying his stuff, offered to help(Im a 乖 boy boy), he told me ~~to F off~~ no thanks and showed me a page of his journal. HE WAS 114 years old(Born in 1894). OMGIDKWTH(Thanks Amanda for correcting me) old lah. He was an ex-journalist who worked during the war times. That is not the scary thing though, the scary thing was he shooked my hand before i alighted i went like OMGIDKWTH because it was a VERY firm grip he had on me. SICK SHIT.

Soccer, played until 8:15 P.M. because we were gambling on free kicks. 5 balls, Goalie- Player shoot out(If all 5 balls shoot out, last ball count as $0.50 as penalty): $0.10, Save: $0.20, Catch: $0.50. Player- Goal: $1.00

This was a spontaneous idea and we are not compulsive gamblers, it is a once in a blue moon kind of thing for fun and kicks, literally.

Won the most in the end through Garry Mag(Hope your not injured), HAHA.

I felt like the scene at 01:04 during the game of soccer, falling NUTS. INFER(Yong Hwee should know what happened).

FRIDAY, 21ST NOVEMBER 2008
Same thing, this time i wasnt late. My(And also THE) first customer made the biggest purchase of the day. $134 worth of schoolwear.

Before lunch was quite busy, after lunch as usual, was spend practically doing nothing. Should have brought an umbrella(CHS should know why, go find out why if you do not know).

Went to Beach Road with Rong Xuan after that to buy ~~goodies~~ OBS stuffs.

See Wei Kit, i told you so, AI graduation was today! 不听晖扬言，吃亏在眼前. The course AI 有比我仔 meh? HAHA.

BLAH 30

2008-11-19T19:36:00.003+08:00

一鸣惊人. 22/24.

I was the reserve-reserve. Fate would have it that i will become part of CHS NCC Air Shooting Team. Donson, the original reserve backed out on compassionate grounds, as for Kenneth...

NCC Annual Shooting Competition 2008. Detail 4. Lane 4. I have always thought Nee Soon Camp had some sort of curse for shooting ever since Part A, during IMT, all i see is a blur patch of black. Live range now, things are different. More recoil, more gun powder, more smoke and more heat(From the barrel).

Going in was a drag, briefing was a little redundant but we listened nonetheless. Soon(By soon i mean alot later), it was our turn. I wasnt nervous at all, being the reserve-reserve, i thought of it as another live range with marksman at 10 marks, but you have 24 rounds to get the 10 marks with.

I guess it worked(Read the first line above). ZAI. 1 shot 2 targets go down, COOL. AND NOW NOVELL KNOWS ABOUT HER. Ai yo Wei En ah! HAHA.

Went back school, went home, chionged lunch, went to Yong Hwee's house, rained so cannot play soccer =(. So we went LAN at Hougang Green =), today for me quite good already =). Went home by taking 161.

How i have proven myself today, SIR Goh even doubt my capabilities, i guess class will tell everytime =). Today, the reserve-reserve proves himself to be a hidden power/talent of the team.

BLAH 29

2008-11-18T17:47:00.007+08:00

I ♥

My life, my heart, my soul, PDS RIFLE.

The song playing is the song i used to like but i had forgotten about. I would always play it when i feel down or gloomy, somehow it always manages to motivate me =).

Sonnet 18

Shall I compare Thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance, or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou grow'st:
So long as man can breath, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

~ William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

This is a complimentary and romantic verse which Shakespeare composed and recited to a guy.

'It's a Boy Girl Thing'(F.Y.I it is a movie), Woody Deane(In Nell Bedworth's body): Oh my god, who would have thought? Shakespeare was a homo.

I found that stupid. What i found stupider was the title 'Sonnet to a Tiger Lily' instead of 'Sonnet 18'. Go figure.

I remembered the question "What would be the first thing you would like to try if you were a girl?" posted to one of the male contestants of Mediacorp's 校花校草. It struck me mainly because it was relevant in its stupidity as one of the contestants said that our minister mentor was Goh Chok Tong... -_-

My answer to that question would be to try shopping for an entire day. Because it seems to me that girls get tired over the shortest of distance walking, that is until they walk in a mall. Malls must have some sort of hidden feet massager underground or something. Human shopping dynamoes, GIRLS=WEIRD(And vice versa what us boys are like to them). Go figure.

I guess we as humans were never meant to understand other people of the opposite gender. Bottomline: IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

Today went to clean up the store, PDS and train up. I didnt do the last one because i felt too lazy. Reached school at 7:20 A.M., slept(YES SLEPT in the store) until 10:00A.M. Woke up, went to J8 eat breakfast. Met Desheng, he accompanied the Part A's to shooting competition and was waiting until 12:30 A.M. to go with the Part B's for their competition as well.

Return to the store sweep, move stuffs and PDS until 1:30 P.M. Basically all i did was Rotation, Vincent Toss, Left Handed Rotation, Right Handed Clockwise Rotation, Triple Jumbo, Rising Sun, Triple AXP and tried to do Helicopter. Ended up with a knock on my noggin. OUCH! Nice bump. Slacked with Rui Jie and Yong Kang in NPCC store before leaving for home.

Through today, I really respect Desheng. He do all the shit for NCC Land, and still helped me to clean OUR AIR STORE. Epitome of altruism. Respected ASM =).

This is considered "VERY" clean already. For a store used by guys.

F.Y.I the table is clean and almost empty.

BLAH 28

2008-11-17T13:21:00.017+08:00

THINK PINK!

CHANGED BLOGSKIN!

Hey, it rhymes! Comment on it! Tagboard is there for a reason!

9 days AGAIN...haiz lazy ol' me.

SATURDAY, 8TH NOVEMBER 2008
Went to the street soccer court around Bishan North, more affectionately known as Prime/Bubble Tea Place. Played a few matches with some JC people that were alumni of Catholic High(Primary/Secondary im not sure).

Later a group of NS men came, and they quarelled for some reason im too lazy to type out, being the 乖 boy boys that we are, we ~~watched in glee~~ didnt meddle and left after the quarrel ended, see we so 乖.

Ate lunch, went home.

SUNDAY, 9TH NOVEMBER 2008
Slack at home.

MONDAY, 10TH NOVEMBER 2008
Went to Queensway Shopping Centre on my own(I so poor thing) in search of NIKE SHOOT II IC SEXY Dark Army + Volt Green. I FOUND IT at $62. YAY ME!

Top view(Back).

Top view(Front).

Side view(Right).

Back view.

After which, i left for Changi Airport to welcome vietnam trip people back. Met Yong Hwee, Alan, Kun Liang, Kenneth Ong, Don, Ben(Don's friend) and another guy(Also Don's friend). Im sorry for forgetting your name!

Went to Northpoint after that to eat dinner. Ate KFC because Jun Jie wants to, go all the way to Yishun eat KFC -_-.

TUESDAY, 11TH NOVEMBER 2008
NYAA Silver training, did PDS for around 2.5 hours ~~and left Wei Kit and Yu Cheng in awe of my awesomeness.~~

Felt damn sian(Even i damn sian leh!), asked Benedict to dismiss us early rather than waste the time kicking the wall with a football. Actually is not the wall, it was something else, but cannot post here HAHA.

Ate lunch, wore my F³C jersey for the first time, played soccer at the same court(Read Saturday section). Wore my sexy boots for the first time. Although it was very wet, it was fun nonetheless.

After which left for LAN at Raiders, this time with Don's friends(They played soccer too). Ben kept headshot me, damn pek chek.

Left for home. Prepared NO. 3 uniform.

HUI YANG #7.

Adidas.

F³C. Brotherhood!

WEDNESDAY, 12TH NOVEMBER 2008
Dad drove me and Yong Hwee to SBAB(Sembawang Airbase) for RSAF attachment otherwise known as SBAB attachment. Was an hour early(7:30 A.M.)when the reporting time was 8:30 A.M.

We were the earliest ~~retards~~ people followed by a 1SG from SJI, i think is Eugene Lam/Lim not sure.

Administrative yadda yadda yadda over, went to the Officer's Mess for refreshments and 2 videos, one about HeliG and the other the history of SBAB.

Lunch, flight experience on Chinook. NICE(This is true and also im just too lazy to describe the experience to you, try it out yourself).

I think my feet shrunk. Find out why.

THURSDAY, 13TH NOVEMBER 2008
Attachment day 2. We were the earliest there again with that same guy from SJI(Read above). Before lunch, went around learning about AH-64D Apache Longbow, CH-47, aircraft weapons and weapon systems, how to detect and fix aircraft cracks.

Lunch and flight ~~stimulator~~ simulator, ok bah, not as fun i thought it would be when i was a ~~naive~~ cadet.

FRIDAY, 14TH NOVEMBER 2008
Last half a day. Changed venue and went to Chong Pang Camp. EARLIEST THERE AGAIN...Do i sound angry to you? Injured my tailbone by sitting on a METAL handrest. It hurts when i sneeze and do some other stuffs(Limited to only your imagination).

Watched Achmed The Dead Terrorist while waiting for the rest, and refreshements. Learnt about a few ground-based sensor and weapon systems. Oh yah got the pictures we took the day before.

Dismissed. Went back to school, watched NCC LAND Year 2008 Muster Parade. Good job to those who got promoted to 1SG(Kenneth Soh being one of them). Haha Kun Liang didnt promote and i think he is still in Japan as i type.

Ate lunch and went with Yong Hwee, Keefe, Nathan and Kenneth Soh to Hereen NewUrbanMale.com. Bought our discounted Braziliano Praias. I got PINK(Recent liking)!

Top view(Back).

Top view(Front).

Side view(Right).

Braziliano Praia Flip-Flops. IN SEXY PINK!

Went to Hougang, collected my sewn Nike Shift boots. It will be my spare from now on.

SATURDAY, 15TH NOVEMBER 2008
Played soccer as usual at Yong Hwee's house, with special guests Desheng and Kenneth Soh and Kenneth Ong.

SUNDAY, 16TH NOVEMBER 2008
Read last Sunday's section. It is practically tradition now. Damn i have got to change and do something practical and productive.

SOMEONE said my eyes look pretty and im starting to doubt my gender ever since.

COMMENT.

BLAH 27

2008-11-07T22:10:00.004+08:00

9 days have gone by since my last post...Not to worry for you ~~addicts~~ people out there, help is here in the form of my new post.

Corruption at its best, nah Greed would be a better word to use since no illegal means was utilised to obtain this sexy lime green flat panel speakers free when it cost $22.50($12 after discount).

THURSDAY, 30TH OCTOBER 2008
Woke up early in the morning a little groggy, after having a sleep-less(As in lesser sleep, not no sleep) night. Left eye was bloody swollen, picture this: Your eye cant open much, and it is very much smaller than the other eye.

Visited my 阿麽 at Sims *****, block *****(Dont want you stalk the grandmother of the greatest person alive leh, what can you do about it), havent visited her for quite some time, felt damn guilty about it. Accompanied her to Bedok North market at Block 538 to buy some of her groceries. I was quite worried every single bit of the way because of her difficulty(NOT disability) of movement. Felt relieved upon reaching her house. Chatted with her for a fair bit of time and i bade her farewell, leaving with a heavy heart.

With the several years i spent with her(She used to live with my family, and moved out to live with my auntie), i recalled her being a GREAT cook. Her curry was absoulutely fabulous, her chicken herbal brew was marvelous, the fries(Yes fries) she makes are simply amazing, heck even the rice she cooks using a rice cooker would taste fantastic. Simple desserts like ice-cream and jelly that she makes are really nice too.

All that being said, she moved out and started having more health problems, but we didnt we visit as much as she would have loved us to. Even during conversations, i can only understand 50% of it(Hokkien), if not i will go 'mm', 'ah', 'or'. I could probably blame the inept amount of time with her on my hectic school life, maybe 80%, but who am i kidding, 20% on my laziness doesnt exactly make me an angel. I really regret so much time wasted, knowing that she will pass on indefinitely, so to all of you out there, however cliche it may be, CHERISH the people around you.

I know i didnt, and it is really hard to communicate when you dont know the language. There were plenty of things i wanted to ask my grandmother like what kind of a person my grandfather was, and heck even weird things like why she put salt in the refrigerator.

FRIDAY, 31ST OCTOBER 2008
After CIP, my virgin LAN session with F³C. Counter Strike is fun!

SATURDAY, 1ST NOVEMBER 2008
CIP(Real one), OSIM Corporate Triathlon. Drinks station staff, fun and slack and free H-TWO-O.

My "VOLUNTEER" tag with the lanyard. OSIM is such an ugly logo.

SUNDAY, 2ND NOVEMBER 2008
Had an intellectual conversation with SOMEONE at night on MSN...NOT. Enjoyable and insightful, not intellectual though...HAHA.

MONDAY, 3RD NOVEMBER 2008
Same as Friday.

TUESDAY, 4TH NOVEMBER 2008
~~Same as Friday.~~ Siao, if it was, im so screwed.

WEDNESDAY, 5TH NOVEMBER 2008
~~China~~ Chinese 'O' Level Examinations. Relatively easy as compared to the school's exam. Should be able to get A1.

THURSDAY, 6TH NOVEMBER 2008
Went to school to help Brandon with the new metal cabinets that were to replace the old and rusty ones. Thought it was 1, but SIR Goh ordered 2. $300 EACH. Air Fund is in abundance i guess. I was A LITTLE(An understatement) late...Sorry Brandon.

Move the old cabinets to the area above the Fall-In Area by a long route through the road behind it using the trolley. Damn it was heavy ~~for even a strong guy like me.~~

Did PDS after that, went Yong Hwee's house play soccer. FUN FUN.

FRIDAY, 7TH NOVEMBER 2008
Met Kenneth, Alan and Yong Hwee at Compass Point 12:20 P.M. Was a little(This time it is real) late though. Oh yah, APOLOGIES to Edison for not going badminton, but i was just too tired and only woke up at 11:45 A.M.

Met Kun Liang at Queenstown MRT stations. When Queensway, met Nathan and went to look around for awhile. Collected the F³C jerseys for all 14 of us, eat curry chicken rice for lunch, thank you Kun Liang for introducing us to eat such ~~shit~~ nice food. LAN at Raiders, went home with Yong Hwee in 159.

BLAH 26

2008-10-29T23:23:00.002+08:00

CHANGED BLOG SONG! For those who are familiar with the anime 'Power Stone', good for you! For those who are not, ~~you suck~~ go watch it now.

Ai yah it is such a shame, at first i thought can do PDS with it, but i realised the beat was too fast, BARNICLES!

The first song is the one i like better, but for some strange reason i must listen to the second song first than i listen to this song. It is like a cycle, i cant play it on its own, dont know why, i have some functional problems. However, given the case, why did i put it as the first song? THINK ~~DIRTY~~. HINT: How long does the average person visits a blog? Actually, just go listen to both songs lah, DAMN NICE(Though i say that for every of my blog songs, HAHA, it must be my impeccable taste). They beat your Korean ~~shit~~ songs any day.

Today, sian CIP, quite easy lah, must practice though, to get MY A1! Exactly 1 more week!

After that soccer, i played like a loser. Though i scored, it wasnt a marvelous goal and i was camping, dont know why cannot tahan, not enough sleep(4 hours). I finally agree with SOMEONE it is indeed taxing. I felt like i was going to black out. SHIAT.

After that was bowling at Orchid Country Club(OCC) with Rong Xuan and Yu Cheng, haha damn fun sia just the 3 of us playing. Of course i accepted Rong Xuan's ~~bribe~~ terms. It was too tempting, LOLS.

Tip of the day: POWER STONE! GO WATCH NOW!

BLAH 25

2008-10-27T22:45:00.002+08:00

Just to make things clear...That last post was a bogey post instigated by none other than The Godfather himself...Of whom i have not linked yet.

Contrary to popular belief, i will not narrate about 2008 Annual Leadership Camp ~~instead i will post about my fabulous life story~~.

All you have to know is that it was crammed with lessons, tests, minor screw ups here and there, flared tempers, strained relationships, strict NCO's, ~~strict cadets~~ tired and weary cadets, tired and weary NCO's, fun activities, heavy responsiblities, potential leaders and last but not least, MY AWESOME AURA AND PRESENCE.

First day was hellish(For me), second day ok, second night hellish and third day slack(How can it not be slack?).

Kudos to Yu Cheng, whom i think along with Brandon, Bryan and Gar Wye did their utmost for this camp, from what i have observed and though you may disagree, at least in comparison to normal training for some of them, they have actually done alot.

CONGRATULATIONS TO CPL TSANG YUK TIM, BEST CADET 2008 ANNUAL LEADERSHIP CAMP! You will get your name printed on a certificate and a plaque*Cries*, im not crying about it...ok im crying about it. A plaque...How come i didnt get it? Nah im not jealous lah, since conditions have improved such as Laser Quest during Leadership Camp and undying dedication in the sentry route during sentry duty. Also the honour of being the best cadet is already good enough.

Last but not least, to the 27 of who you pulled through the camp, WELL DONE! Hope you take back not only the hard skills imparted to you all, but the life lessons it brings as well. Reflect on your performance, learn and work hard for your desired post.

BLAH 24

2008-10-23T23:25:00.004+08:00

SILVER. See the darkness? INFER.

Challenge Quest!...screwed. My "Assistant" failed Nursery and i think by some stroke of luck managed to get in to Kindergarten and so on. He cant count for nuts and SCREWED ME UP BIG TIME. Benedict TAN(Not Chan, the slacker...HAHAS) did 43, Vincent 48, Wei Xuan as expected did 50 push-ups. Me? 23. Michael Jordan, great just great. IDIOT WITH NO INTEGRITY(IWOI...LOLS)

I get silver, lose to ACS(I), so what? I heard from a CDO that it was close, if ~~i had done better~~ he had counted properly, i would have gotten at least 22 more points(1 push-up 1 point). I chiong too fast liao, i do 5 he count 1, SI BEI FANTASTIC.

Man does not live by competitions alone, and on another note, today we got back our Report Books after Carpe Diem and recess.

Year 2008
Conduct: EXCELLENT(Im a 乖 boy boy.)
Total Marks: 520/800
Percentage: 65.0(B3 right on the dot.)
L1R4 Aggregate: 14
L1R5 Aggregate: 18
Class Position: 14/37
Level Position: 153/357

1 A, 6 Bs, 1 C and another A for Civics and Moral Education. Im a 乖 boy boy. Let me enlighten you on my progress since Sec 1. In 2006(Sec 1), i got 1 A1, 1 A2, 6 Bs, 1 C5 and 1 C6. Take the 2 As and cancel it out with the 2 Cs, you get Bs. So, overall B.

In 2007, i got all 5 Bs. B overall again.

In 2008, i got 1 A, 6 Bs and 1 C. Take the A cancel it out with C, you get a big fat B. So, overall B AGAIN!

Conclusion: Im destined to be a B student, never to drop into the pitholes of C and below, but never to whiff the sweet scent of A.

Sec 3 over already, almost an entire year has flashed pass and it is time to buck up on my results. PRELIM 1/2/3 and 'O' Levels WAIT FOR ME! I will win hands down!!! Truth be told, I dont want to live in regret and remorse come this time next year. I dont want to pass out so soon. I dont want to leave my class(Even if i do hate some of my classmates). I dont want to leave this school(Even if i hate LHB and GKY). I DONT WANT TO...

BLAH 23

2008-10-20T23:11:00.004+08:00

MISS ME FOLKS??? AW...Im sure you do. Dont worry, there is plenty of me to go around for ALL of you.

UPDATE:

E MATHS
Paper 1: 30/40 (27/40)
Paper 2: 38/60
Total: 68/100 (65/100)

A MATHS:
Section A: 34/44 (33/44)
Section B: 43/56
Total: 77/100 (76/100)

Just in case i forget, last Thursday, the day which we check both maths papers, i went into the land store and witnessed one of the weirdest displays of affection between two very unlikely parties in any case to be so lovey-dovey.

Quite blur, dont blame me though, i was rushing because i thought they wouldnt take such a long go at it. 2 MALE FIGHTING FISHES, im very sure you can make out what they are doing though, i went like WOAH-WTF-WOAH + WTF before i took that picture. Yong Hwee and Si Yang ah, such mutual affection between your two fishes.

Friday's results:

GEOGRAPHY
Question 1: 16/25
Question 4: 16.5/25
Total: 32.5/50

I want to highlight the post on 6th October 2008, i wrote POSITIVE effects of volcanoes instead of POSSIBLE, in the end i got 2/5 for that question, EXPECTED. The most surprising thing was DANIEL YONG ~~IS THE SEX~~ ROCKS MY SOCKS(I dont know how many times i used this "phrase" liao)!!! He gave me 5/8 for the essay on RIVER FLOODING measures when i wrote COASTAL FLOODING measures, those who never take Geog, just to let you know there is a VERY SIGNIFICANT difference between these two and i was pondering to accept the marks or not. NAH! Who am i kidding? I am much too elated to give two hoots about this not only because of this, because i was 2nd only to Chek Wei in the class, who got 33/50, HAHAS...Imagine that.

HISTORY ELECTIVE
SBQ: 10/17 (Deja Vu for reliability question L2/3)
SEQ: 7/13

COMBINED HUMANITIES
Social Studies: 59/100
History: 57/100
Total: 58/100

PHYSICS
Section A: 23/30
Section B: 17/40
Section C: 8/30
Total: 48/100

I guess i do not need to elaborate much for these two subjects, BLEDDY DEPRESSING, for Physics, i was banking on Section A(Because we got it last) that it will be 25/30to pass, but i guess life's like that.

Results aside, CCA! Saturday went to HQ for Challenge Quest practice/trial run for Air Units only because MAJ Gary was damn enthu about winning this year in the hope of getting more funds for aeromodelling. I dont know whether we are the only smart or only idiotic school to wear PT Kit when other schools wear NO.4, but i think it is a little bit of both. 1km run was no kicks! Didnt even pant, and it wasnt because we were wearing PT Kit, but the pace was just too slack liao.

Today after school, more importantly, after CIP, Challenge Quest training! 50 push-ups in 1 minute + 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups in 1 minute + 100 sit-ups and 4 rounds in 6:35 minutes. Ok lah, just a little giddy because i slept 4 hours last night. HAHA, it is indeed taxing as quoted from SOMEONE...HAHAS.

TO ALL SEC 4s whom i dont hate:
The final stretch is the only thing that counts after your 4 years in Catholic High, however "good" LHB may be, im sure you dont want to stay for long in his utopia, entitled, "World-Class School With A Unique Brand Of EducationS", and even after 3 years, i still cant figure out why is there an 's' behind education.

所以在此,我祝你们心想事成(In your results)!

加把劲!最后冲刺!

BLAH 22

2008-10-16T22:28:00.002+08:00

I really shouldnt be typing this now because i should have been gone from the face of the Earth(Read last post to know why).

Oh well, i was being considerate in the sense that i know you people out there truly NEED me, moreover, it will create a severe problem of 人才流失(Please ignore this).

E MATHS:
Paper 1: 27/40(Yes i know i should go and die)
Paper 2: 38/60(Yes i know i should go and die for this too)
Total: 65/100(I think you get the point already)

A MATHS:
Section A: 33/44(Blah)
Section B: 43/56(Blah)
Total: 76/100(I think you get the point already)

THIS IS BLEDDY DEPRESSING. Like they say though, DIE ANOTHER DAY. Someday i should try some exotic way of dying, hey why not commit suicide gracefully?

AND F.Y.I, people reading please dont be lame and think this is some emo 15-year old who is really stupid enough to go commit suicide unless you have the I.Q. and mentality of a nursery attending kid.

BLAH 21

2008-10-15T22:32:00.004+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YONG HWEE!!!

1 more year to NC16! DUMBELLS FOR THE DUMBELL, no lah not true. I would think your real present today was getting into the Hall Of Fame for almost all subjects except Physics, damn zai liao lah.

Speaking of Hall Of Fame, Cao Sheng Mao is officially the China Science Major because he topped the entire level for all 3 sciences. And even though he tied with someone else in Biology, his name starts with a C and therefore he is still top. What the hell, even the ~~gods~~ printer is on his side.

On the other hand, I feel wrong and crapped out...Today was screwed.

English was shit, i screwed up my final term and even my best component have let me down.

PAPER 1
Situational Writing: 20/30
Composition (My best component): 18/30, haiz...Term 1: 23, Term 2: 22, Term 3: 24
PAPER 2
Comprehension: 13/25, considering the whole level screwed up, quite good already...
Summary: 14.5/25, considering i wrote 118/150 words, yeah quite good also...

Social Studies was the main reason why i felt so depressed today. It was the root cause of all other factors and triggered off my misery for the entire day. English papers were given out later and moreover, it was the subject i felt confident in, therefore it makes up the most important part of my misery today.

The irony of that paragraph? I failed to do such a conclusion and screwed up as a result.

SBQ: 12/17, inference should have been full marks because it was a perfect answer but i got only 4/5 for both...it is seriously damn weird.
SEQ: 8/13, read above.
Total: 19/30

Fortunately, Chemistry created a favourable pulley effect and i was rather surprised i did better than Kenneth Soh.

Section A: 22/30
Section B: 30/39
Section C: 18/30
Total: 70/99

There was a problem with Section B and that was why the total score for the entire paper became 99. I was quite unlucky, and minus 2 marks(72/99) because the teacher saw his (Should be Mr Tan Jit Huih mark one) balanced equation correction as 2 marks and awarded it to me. Being a 又乖又诚实的 boy boy, i WANTED to tell them but i had forgotten to circle it. Dont worry, i will do it tommorrow and this is no joke. Integrity should come first before any result, otherwise the result will be meaningless and lose its value as a barometer of your mastery of the subject.

After school, was Chinese remedial and 穆老师 ~~IS THE SEX~~ rocks! She explains things to the utmost of our understanding and i would think she can claim the Nobel Prize for being the most inspiring teacher, actually no lah not so exaggerating. I learnt alot today, and it has been months since i last said that.

Since the 'O' Level Chinese is approaching, here is something to help you buck up...NOT.

As it says, read it out loud and in its direct and literal pronounciation.

Fighting fish in the land store afterwards was damn high, after which was SOCCER! YAY SOCCER!

Tommorrow both Maths paper! I swear if i dont get A1s for them, i think i will be so depressed to just jump off the nearest 30 storey building which is so conveniently located besides our school. Stay tune to ~~THE NOOSE~~ the news and you may just see my dead carcass lying on the concrete floor of the HDB block tommorrow.

BLAH 20

2008-10-13T20:01:00.018+08:00

Dont say never ah...Kenneth Ong Kang Ying

played soccer with us last

Saturday!

Yes! 3-7 finally got pumped for failing classroom cleanliness check, i was wondering when it will get to our turn...No im not sadist(By the way this name has already been taken), i just find it no kicks and it gives me a good chuckle.

CIP today...people out there must have felt the same way that it was counter productive. She was boring, insulted our intelligence by reading off the slide and her voice was shrill, how i managed to sleep, i will never know. However, HOD took over and i learnt twice as much within the same period of time. At least as a HOD, she knows how to teach effectively.

SPA skills briefing was dry, but at least Mr Quay made it somehow interesting, he is actually quite a joker.

After school, went down to Dhoby Ghaut and ate at a mini Subway in SMU before going to 8Q SAM which was the old CHS Primary campus for Bi-Cultural thingy. Our "guide" was actually Ms Geraldine Cheang, former teacher of CHS, and well she tried her best to get us invovled and i must say she found the perfect job. Truth be told, when she asked us why was the full name of the place 8Q-Rate, i guessed it was a pun on the word 'Curate', i.e., Q-Rate, and since she said there were 8 artists so 8Q-Rate lor. It was just that i humji, so i didnt say lor. Oh yah, the exhibition was based on the theme of 'School', since the museum was on the old campus of a school.

So she gave us a talk and took us around for a tour, which really opened up my mind and allowed myself to think more critically. After which was some hands-on activity(YAY Kiddies back to Nursery!)

The artistic works:

phunk studio's From the Bottom of My Pencil Case. It is smaller than a normal room and it is sort of relieving memories of your younger schooling days in which everything seems bigger to you.

The outer walls are supposed to be vandalised by visitors with chalk and while some of us were doing so, the teachers warned us not to write vulgarities. Looking in, what does the sign remind you of? LOLS...

In My School Are Many Rooms by Jason Wee. Being made of the same material funeral effieges are made of, it represents hopes of a world created by the figment of our imaginations.

Specimens by Grace Tan. Rigidity in fabrics(Fashion), signifying the mundane and traditional curriculum we go through everyday.

Jahan Loh's Escape From School. I liked this best because it was spontaneous on the artist's side and it was simply mind boggling and symbolises his deepest wish to break free from the clutches of school. RANDOM IMAGES OF AN ALTERED STATE OF COUFUSION.

Me want to do this but have no balls to do so. Haiz...

Look at the perfectly symmetrical pottery, exquisite. I erased that guy because he is a 自私又贪小便宜的猴子, Chairman somemore...No wonder CMC CMI(Sorry Johnervan, Joel and Irwin! It is just that i had to get it out).

Comic panel like. No restrictions, me liek(Read last post to know what this word is)...

Last but not least, there was Donna Ong's The Caretaker. Dark, creepy and cold. It symbolises the neglection of the Unsung Heroes and the actual power they wield over us. Too bad i didnt take a picture of it.

Nursery classwork! Life was so relaxing and carefree back then...How i yearn for a slice of that life today...when we got the book, my first thought was to quickly cover the 'JOTTER BOOK', remember this and you will succeed in life...HUI YANG ~~IS THE SEX~~ !

Overall, this trip was enriching and insightful and it ROCKS! Go visit if you have the time, it is definitely worth it because it is on a topic close to our hearts.

BLAH 19

2008-10-12T22:49:00.005+08:00

WOOTS!!! 2 whole days of soccer! ME LIEK(This word is taught to me by ASM, Low Wei Kit himself, HAHA is actually he typo but i found it funny because im CHILDISH and why the heck am i still typing when the bracket is like so long already, i dont know...i should probably close the damn bracket, but i too lazy to press 'shift' and '0' together, oh what the heck!)

Oh wells back to soccer today, and people said i was distracted smsing someone whom probably know who she was. That is so crap because i was NEVER distracted and stop the moment the game started, DAMN IT im so MISUNDERSTOOD~~-BON JOVI~~...

Than while we were taking practice shots with me being ~~a zai~~ goalkeeper, and it was there and then GARRY MAG tried his new found shot which flew way off right above the shelter.

THIS WAS WHAT HAPPENED:
Me, being a 又乖又乐于助人的 boy boy, SCALE(Yes you read right) the 2 storey skyscraper(Ok im exaggerating) ~~like King Kong~~ to get the ball down.

This was to Garry Mag, im sorry for being crude, but i had my reasons.

This was my reason. Actually it was partly my fault for wearing white though.

After i came home, i saw multiple contusions(Revision for first aid) on my leg and a big swelling. You cant see it because it isnt that clear.

Actually, i wouldnt have bothered with pictures because im naturally lazy(Ah, The Imaginary One's gift to me), all these was courtesy of Agnes Sama(Master). She sort of "brain-washed" me into being a camwhore, i know it is not many pictures, but it is a start.

Until then, CIP tommorrow!

BLAH 18

2008-10-11T22:58:00.015+08:00

3 THINGS YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW ABOUT ME:

1. 睡觉

DICTATES MY

LIFE.

2. I LOVE 足球

& PDS.

3. I AM A

大白痴.

Why am i an idiot? The plain truth staring me in the face and yet i can turn a blind eye to it. Stupid and childish mistakes, screwing up everything i had worked hard to establish.

All is not lost though, 相信明天会更好,只希望那个信念不是只是一片空虚.

PART A '08, whoever put up that blog, please delete it. If what you say is true, I apologise if you feel unfair or that my choice is unjustifiable, maybe my Specialists and I have indeed made a mistake. However, 机会是靠努力去争取的, if you think i am wrong, prove it. There is still SANA and Civil Defence, work hard for it. I hope to give everybody a chance and it so happens your batch is unlucky enough to have only 2 slots, and even to the utmost of my ability, i still cant manipulate the outcome. Ultimately, it is my fault and I apologise once again for any feelings of resent. I appeal to you all to give others a chance, they are still your part mates at the end of the day, work with them and LEAD YOUR PART TO GREATER HEIGHTS.

BLAH 17

2008-10-08T23:52:00.009+08:00

MY CHAPS HURT!

TAY ZI HENG I LINK YOU LIAO! HAPPY NOW? HAHAS...

I CHANGED MY BLOG SONG! My Heart Goes Nana by Millenium/Enjoy With Us? Because Wei Kit say Track ID is Millenium but the CD says Enjoy With Us, though im ALWAYS right, oh well im open minded. LET THE MASS SUANing SLAUGHTER(OF WEI KIT) begin. Anyway this song is part of HCINCC SYFOC performance, damn addicting performance, it got me addicted during exams!!! And i stressed that i do not like pure techno music, this song is definitely not pure techno because it will SUCK if it is.

Overslept today, reached school around 9:30, went CO room and listen to Derek playing with the insruments, damn zai(Before the exams). HAHA, they have to do Music exam, while im slacking.

After that, went with Desheng, Keefe, Jun Jie go to the street soccer court near market. Those who played were, Keefe, Jun Jie, Yong Hwee, Irwin, Yan Jie, Ka Yue, Yong Kee, Christopher, Pei Rong, Fergus, Dominic, Lewis, Timothy, Alan, Don, Pin Xian and ME!

Played from 10:00 to 12:30, after that went back school bathe(Thank You Jun Jie for being in the land store!), change and chiong to meet up with Bryan and Gerald go Kallang. I almost cramp up. Met Stefan and Christopher go National Stadium. Down there see Rong Xuan, Yu Cheng, Wei Kit, Shan Quan and Leh Chuan working ~~like dogs~~. Did until 7:00, had free dinner and went home eat dinner again(Im a growing boy). I didnt take pictures there because i didnt feel like it as my chaps, thighs and hamstring were aching.

FRIDAY GOT TRAINING!

P.S. If you still dont know what chaps are, it is your ass cheeks.

BLAH 16

2008-10-07T23:17:00.010+08:00

ONE THING TO SAY: HOORAY!!! As with the conclusion of End Of Year Examinations, comes the conclusion(Almost) of Sec 3. THIS YEAR HAS BEEN FANTASTIC FOR ME!~~And for people like you who gets to see me for the past 10 months.~~

Stop! Pajamas time! Sorry too much Eminem...though i dont really like his songs now. Back to the papers...a little topsy turvy in terms of difficulty.

English Paper 1 and 2 was easy, i am quite confident although im afraid of overconfidence because it can be FATAL.

Geography was crap...i studied up to 4A.M., and me and my cock-eyed doings ruined me again. POSSIBLE effects become POSITIVE effects of volcanoes. Measures for RIVER flooding, i go and write measures for COASTAL flooding!!! Ultimately, that leaves me with a maximum of 40/50 marks because the essay itself is 8 marks and i screwed it!!! Yes, go on, LAUGH AT ME AND MOCK ME for the level of stupidity i possess. MORAL OF THE STORY??? DONT STUDY. Ok little kiddies ~~on my lap~~ ignore that line because you have to study to be as smart as gor gor.

Physics was moderately difficult lah...but i have totally no confidence at all. *SNIFFLES*

HCL was easy except i screwed Paper 1! *SHUDDERS*

Social Studies was EASY but as i said, CONFIDENCE KILLS. There can always be surprises in life and failing an easy test is one of them. Im damn thankful to be able to count my lucky stars now because whoever the setter is, HE/SHE ~~is the SEX~~ ROCKS MY SOCKS.

BOTH A&E(Sounds like some first aid test) maths was quite easy..................................................I THINK.

Than comes a day of judgement. MONDAY: Chemistry and History, 2 of the shittiest subjects you can have a test for on the SAME DAY. AND I MADE IT THROUGH! YAY ME!!!

NOW I SHALL INTRODUCE YOU TO MR. PEN! When the time comes for an examination, LOOK OUT!!! It is a G1! No it is a Thematic!I think it is a Stabilo exam grade pen!ALL OF WHICH ARE WRONG BECAUSE IT IS PILOT G2!

PILOT G2! I refilled it only just before the exams. INFER.

I forgot the name liao so I just call it PENCIL! Orginal yeah? Wonder how i thought of that...It must have rolled off my tongue or something.

These 2 并肩作战 to fight Dr. Exam, wait a minute, is it me or is it a stereotypical mindset that all doctors are evil?

DISCLAIMER: Please be very cautious of VERY lame stuff while viewing my blog. All that exam stress must have unhinged me or something. TRY SLEEPING FOR 3-5 hours everyday. NOTE: This does not apply to those who have already reached nocturnal stage, e.g., senior Sui Peng and senior John(I think).

With the exams done and over with, I PLAYED SOCCER AND BASKETBALL TODAY!!! YAY!!! 5 hours of head spinning fun! Tommorrow going school play soccer again! Now to focus on CCA, Part A '08, this Friday got training! BE PREPARED! It is not going to be that smooth sailing from now on.

Truth be told, it is only 1 year to O Levels, and i really want to work hard for it. Deem me crazy if you want, but im dead serious. On a lighter note, it is time to 大睡特睡!

THE BATTLE MAY BE OVER, BUT THE WAR HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.

BLAH 15

2008-09-13T23:59:00.008+08:00

5 DAY-IN-1 post ah...Hold on for the ride of your ~~boring~~ lifes' through my ~~spectacular~~ life story. LISTEN TO MY NEW BLOG SONG ~~THAT OWNS YOURS~~. It is 张智成-换日线. I like slow, touching and soulful songs, or a combination of all 3, so yeah it makes the cut. PLEASE LISTEN DAMN NICE!!! Especially The Godfather who listens to nothing but English ~~shit~~ songs.

10TH SEPTEMBER 2008, WEDNESDAY

Wednesday was a little different and yet special(Definition of weird???). We assembled before seizing the day, yeah...Performance in the primary school hall by various China scholars who got OWNED in the NATIONAL Science Challenge by other schools. YAY TEAM SINGAPORE! So, the performance was a little funny ~~laughing at them~~, and the technical stuffs were screwed, microphones too loud and PA system broadcasted right into the secondary school hall when Sec 4s were having their prelims.

Ok that plus discipline stuff dragged all the way until left 5 minutes of HCL ~~not that im complaining~~. 张老师 insisted we went through one 综合填空, ok lor, how much more slack can the lesson get anyway? Geography after that was slack and easy, no point to elaborate. A maths was the same, learnt alot of spotting and proving in plane geometry.

English was quite interesting, did a film pitch in a form of a speech, writer's cramp at first, than finally thought of what to write. "Nightmare on Elm Street"...LOLS...so PICTURE THIS(Pardon the pun): You suddenly feel hungry and have a craving for cookies, opening the cookie jar, you looked into it and to your horror...IT IS EMPTY!!! It is the attack of...THE COOKIE MONSTER!*Shudders*, yeah i know it is ~~brilliant~~ crap.
Carpe Diem was a little retarded, went through BRIEFLY only about slides we can download an read ourselves. Sian next week got test(Or was it the week after?). E maths remedial after that was a quite easy ~~for people with high I.Q. like me~~ i think, dont know why other people ~~with low I.Q.~~ think it is difficult. Oh yah if you were wondering what the topic is, it is Circular Measure.

11TH SEPTEMBER 2008, THURSDAY

Assembly made me fell asleep doing 20 push-ups for ~~not~~ failing classroom cleanliness check by SIR Teo. No kicks at all...也许这是所谓的宝刀未老. English first period chiong my film pitch which i didnt do the night before. Finished just in time as he was leaving, HAHAS...MADE IT!

Geography next, Rong Xuan got scolded by Mrs Pang...AGAIN this time because he was eating jellybeans in class. History Elect. went through all the file stuff, slack again because im a 乖 boy boy who prepared everything beforehand, so nothing much except labelling and getting it in the order Ms Thian wanted.

Double a maths was very dry, ALOT of plane geometry that took 2 periods though we only did 4-5 questions. Chemistry last period went through revision worksheet. Got pumped 20 because of Rong Xuan, another 20 because of ~~Chun Kiat~~ i dont know who. So today was pretty much a warm-up session for me.

12TH SEPTEMBER 2008, FRIDAY

A supposedly exciting and happy day for me, the USM, ASM, PART C UDI and PART A UDI turned out a little wrong for me, READ ON. E maths went through some test paper, didnt bother listening because it was just too easy or too difficult to be understood(If i dont understand, who does? Just joking...) at that point in time. A maths learnt Intercept and Mid-point Theorem...i think.

Things started well, because Ms Thian gave us the time to sort our file again, so as i said im a 乖 boy boy and filed all but ONE single worksheet which got me into a hell lot of trouble. After that, she gave us the last 15-20 minutes to go photocopy missing worksheet, i borrowed from Ernest and went to the bookshop, damn long queue with everybody wanting to photocopy a truckload of stuffs. Challenged Jun Hui to a tournament of PSG3 on his phone. Bell rang, but there were still quite a number of people, so i waited like everybody else. I wasnt trying to pon HCL, it is just that after having waited for so long, the mindset of the norm would be to keep waiting. Regretted that decision, only went back to class 15 minutes until recess after Edward called us back. Luckily Mdm Yu did not screw everybody.

Double chemistry was ok, went through Catholic High School Final-Year Examinations 2005 paper MCQ, the class kept asking MDM to go through every question because she keep asking "Next question," so we they guai lan her. After that Ms Thian came in and scolded us for just now for that incident, could see the anger and worse still, the disappointment in her tone and expressions. It wasnt intentional, but yet im truly sorry and guilty of letting my teachers down, Mr Ng, Ms Thian and most importantly, 张秀美老师. Juniors reading, please learn from this and DONT ever commit such acts of stupidity, it is not worth it. Chiong down go auditorium for e maths remedial, pretty much useless except the learning of the formulas to calculate both simple and compound interest.

Went store, changed into my NO. 3 with LANYARD, HAHAS...red and white have became my 2 favourite colours. Conducted water parade since no Sec 2 volunteered(Haiz...disappointment...). Opening parade was cancelled due to Sec 2 oral examinations. Change of venue for drills, ask Part As move to Plaza instead of track, easier to hear bangs and coordinate, also less sian than the track. Re-teach Hormat Kahadapan and teached them Impek Kanan. Postponed drill test to next week so that can test one extra drill, *Laughs evily*. PT was slack, took Zhong Liang run 2 rounds around the school, can see a considerable effort, so i hereby appeal to ALL Part A '08 cadets to help train up together and improve AS A PART. RT was more slack, went to do long jump at the long jump sand pit(DUH!!!). Dismiss in PT Kit because there was no closing parade since there wasnt opening parade in the first place(Read above). Bubble tea and took 88 go home ~~sleep~~ send stats poster to Ms Chow and did Part A reflections and than send to SIR Goh.

13TH SEPTEMBER 2008, SATURDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIA YI XIAN CLARENCE ~~THE FAGGOT~~. 1 more year, just 1 more year to NC16, look forward to that day hor, 13th September 2009.

Slept at 1 A.M., woke up at 6:30 A.M., quite big a deal considering the fact i only slept 5 hours per day for the past week. Went to Ang Mo Kio Street 22 新建兴 noodle stall eat ~~my parents~~ with my parents, ate soup version for breakfast. It is definitely better than James Loo's house there the one(As in with the soup because it is damn delicious lah, the noodle is only above average or average like that). Got introduced to it by none other than my parents about 3-4 years ago, been addicted since. GO TRY NOW, especially for those who eat McWings all week long *WINKS*, you know who im talking about.

Physics remedial was ok followed by HCL remedial, both i think rather slack and easy to understand. Went home eat lunch and go Yong Hwee's house play soccer.

The night before i felt my muscles cramping up already, so no surprise when it cramped when we were playing, the pain subsided, but the tightness in the muscle didnt. Heck care and play, but careful not to overdo things and strain it again. Went home, eat dinner and changed went to Rivervale Primary School.

Met Agnes, Winnie, Ryan, Alvin, Ashley, Hui Jun, Wei Zhen, Li Shan, Gideon, Michelle, Kai Xin and i think that is all, tell me if i have forgotten someone. Went around, wanted to play basketball than Mr Tan tell us the school closing sian...go 188 the court full, went playground stoned, finally played abit of catching(Yes, you read right, it is CATCHING, nothing to do mah) and went home while some of them went Mcdonalds to have a drink.

14TH SEPTEMBER 2008, SUNDAY

Studied chemistry ~~stared in the mirror whole day looking at my dashing self~~. Sian lah shouldnt have listened to Yu Cheng not saying it was your fault, now my calf muscle got mild strain but hurts quite a little when walking or strectching it too much.

BLAH 14

2008-09-09T22:32:00.007+08:00

08TH SEPTEMBER 2008, MONDAY

Mixed feelings about the first day of Term 4. Happy to be back at school ~~to show off my handsome face~~, and yet sian to be back to have to see the teachers' ~~not so appealing faces~~, nervous as it is the last term of Sec 3 already, must work hard for FYEs. Time travels at a speed of 3.0 X 10^9, faster than light HAHAS...still can remember being an OAL: Belaying, kayaking, drills, introducing Sec 1s to the way of life in Catholic High, GOOD TIMES, GOOD TIMES...now term 4 le, so JIA YOU to myself!

A maths to kick start the day, was easy and slack slack and easy. Proving theorems is quite an easy topic so far, but judging by the looks of it, it cant be that hard. P.E. was crap because of SOMEONE, 9:30 than start, 9:40 finish wearing harness(Is it spelt like that? Lazy check.), effectively leaving us with A GRAND TOTAL OF...5 WHOLE MINUTES...WOW.

Geography was ok, lower course quite easy to understand, just need to memorise. History elective is interesting, boring...sometimes TOO INTERESTING=BORING(New equation???).

Double HCL went to auditorium to go through Sec 4 CL prelim paper, almost the entire level did badly, even the China scholars, speaking of which, they are on the National Science Challenge TV programme representing our school, YAY!!!...WAIT JUST A DARN MINUTE...DIDNT THEY SAY NATIONAL??? Physics was next, nothing much except at the end, at around 2:15(Lesson ends at 2:25), Mr Ng suddenly tell us got mock SPA, sian...so last minute.

HCL remedial was slack, went through 2 综合填空 and 理解测验, after that went store.

I, CHEW HUI YANG, AS OF 08TH SEPTEMBER 2008, CAN DO HELICOPTER, AROUND 8 ROUNDS!!! Got chance i put video, make sure you all go put jaw brace lest your jaw break when you watch it. Grammar side note: You WATCH a television programme, but you SEE a movie, understand???

09TH SEPTEMBER 2008, TUESDAY

Woke up very early today around 5:45(That is early when you take private jet to school), 6:15 left house, reached school at 6:45, was the ~~2nd~~ 11th to reach school after Xavier(3-7 and ex 2-5 people would know why). Prepared SS file because im a 乖 boy boy.

Chemistry was the first period, MDM gave us two mock papers. A bit gila but she ask us to complete the first one by today afternoon, as im a 乖 boy boy, i did as i was told. Siao tommorrow must hand in the next one.

Double English, was fun in a sense that it was SLACK. Went O Level 5 component techniques.

Physics was ok, a little dry but nonetheless was beneficial as Mr Ng went through Waves and Electromagnetic Waves worksheet.

Physics MOCK SPA after recess was ok, but i think i was little careless, see if i lucky can scrape through or not. SS next was ever since term 1, the slackest period because Ms Thian only went through stuff about filing, since im a 乖 boy boy, my file is almost in order with a few worksheets left out because i forgotten to bring.

After school, went store practiced advanced arm drills and a little PDS, tried apple + banana blend from store 3, HAHA NICE! Go land store, how the fates have changed, Kun Liang became my 财神爷!

THATS ALL FOLKS! I think i will stop blogging either next week or the week after for FYE preparation, dont miss me!!! If you have sudden craving ~~like a pregnant lady~~, take chewing gum to stop the addiction, i know is hard, ~~i have tried not looking in the mirror to see my handsome face for an hour~~, i almost fainted. But, as Confucius says: CHILDREN IN FRONT OF A CAR RESULTS IN ACCIDENTS, ACCIDENTS AT THE BACK OF THE CAR RESULTS IN CHILDREN, oops sorry wrong one, as the Nike advertisement goes: JUST DO IT.

P.S. My favourite maxim of all time: EAT TO LIVE TO EAT.

BLAH 13

2008-09-06T19:24:00.021+08:00

3RD SEPTEMBER 2008, WEDNESDAY

NOODLES FOR BREAKFAST!!! Courteousy of James Loo Jing Qian!!! YAY!!! Seriously, his house there the 肉脞面 damn damn damn nice and addicting. Physics remedial was very helpingful in clearing any doubts or difficulties we may face about energy during FYE. Note to self: Mr Ng's very important IS IMPORTANT. He was like smiling lah, very obvious, too bad he didnt do the big-board-ol'-summary like last year, maybe the last week before FYE.

After remedial, went to the hall with Kun Liang to play basketball, but the floorball team was there so ~~we heck them~~ stoned there. As usual, we i spammed PSG3(Read previous post), broke Keefe's 100m record after so many tries of 8:96 with a record of 8:93!!! HAHA...also after several tries, i broke Kun Liang's long jump record which was supposedly "IMPOSSIBLE" as quoted by Kun Liang himself of 9.40m with 9.46m!!! IN YOUR FACE KUN LIANG!!! I now own 3/5 event records on your phone!!! Though i didnt manage to break the other 2 records, it is only a matter time...

Went to store, practiced rising sun and j hook, i did many times lor(Yu Cheng go ask Kun Liang and James Loo), after that played basketball in the hall, got thrased by Kun Liang 7-0 in a space of 15-25 minutes. SHAME SHAME...

Ran to bubble tea after that, YES RAN, stupid shop(Just joking) make so slow slow me down, in the end i took 12 mintues, i could have taken about 6-7 minutes only lor. Came back store do homework/sleep and took the store's old pair of NO 3 shoes exchange at HQ, sian lah it rained came back to Bishan again after that, cut hair and went home prepare my stuff for the next day.

4TH - 6TH SEPTEMBER 2008

NCC Air/East Senior Specialist Course 2008. The pinnacle of my NCC cadet career.

LOYALTY TO COUNTRY
UPRIGHTNESS
LEADERSHIP
DISCIPLINE
COMMITTMENT AND RESPONSIBILITY
CARE FOR FELLOW CADETS
ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT

Ideal values of the NCC, and yet the irony is that none of us so called "Senior Specialists"embodies all these qualities, some people do not even have one in them.

Woke up, wore NO. 4, and came down at 7:10-7:15 just in time to see Yong Hwee's mother's car, reached Amoy Quee Camp at 7:35, called Wei Kit to find out they are inside already ~~while we waited like idiots~~.

In-processing took quite awhile ~~while we waited like idiots~~. Finally went into bunk to put our bags. By the way, I was in Foxtrot Company Platoon 2 Section 3. Our PC was C/LTA Fang Xiang, APC's was C/(LTA/2LT?) Amirul, C/2LT Farhan, C/2LT Hafiz(Spec Course Hurricane 3 PC, i was in Hurricane 3) and CDO Helmi.

Marched down to parade square/canteen area to take company picture.

Foxtrot Company. "Sir, Yes Sir!" Spot me if you can!!! If you can spot the mistake with me, i give you $1000000. Oh yah i just realise, OOC Munir is standing at the top row, directly above course commander, RSM NCC, woah coincidental.

Went to MPH for RSM NCC's lessons. Namely, DUTIES OF A USM; WORDS OF COMMAND; PACE STICK DRILL. Overall, quite interesting but i almost slept(Maybe i was too lethargic). RSM like Encik Low, is a JOKER. Yups, SIMPLY HILARIOUS.

After lunch which was a little different than Spec Course of which Spec Course one was catered by Lion's Restaurant while this one was catered by ~~No Signboard Seafood Restaurant~~ i dont know who and also in view of Hari Raya Puasa,the muslims had to fast, was Advanced Arm And Foot Drills. Foxtrot 2 did arm drills first at the training shed. We learnt alot of difficult and weird drills(Definition of advanced?). After that was foot drills and RSM taught us formation of squad and for a squad to get on parade. Pace Stick drill was next and i got the nice and shiny and new and...big f*** etc. brown one. So practiced in the Theatrette which was very slack, got aircon somemore.

Dinner was good as usual, dont know why after Camp Feast so budget, NCC got so much money to spend on such nice food. Sir Hafiz came at this time. Lots of admin time as the muslims went dont know where, so F2 played "Concentration", HAHA we keep bullying Paul, make him do forfeit like write his name with his butt in the air and pole dance. So everybody came back and Paul and Nicholas(We 3 keep alternating as timer) got a chance to try a mock mutual before the actual one the next day. Very helpful for Nicholas, you will know why later, read on. After that return to bunk admin time and sleep.

The next day(Sounds like a Primary School composition), woke up and fall in in NO. 4. MAKE OR BREAK. DO OR DIE. Ate breakfast and prepared for our mutuals. Foot drill mutuals were first, wrote our name on the scoresheet and started. Of course, i did my best for both mutuals lah. Originally, it was supposed to be an entire day, but there were only 11 people in my section, so we finished before lunch.

After lunch, went back to bunk for admin time, studied for air proficiency test and stuff, after that went to MPH to do sai kang(Move chairs). After that damn crap, march back to block 246 and march to MPH. Did scenario planning at canteen and went for RSM's lesson at MPH which was BADGE PLACEMENT; MANAGING PARADES AND CEREMONIES; ETHICS AND DECORUM. After dinner, marched back to MPH, i was the timer for about 80 people or 2 platoons, in fact i was the timer along with Nicholas and Paul for most of the course. Two songs and a hentak kaki cheer was enough to take everything out of me. Not drinking enough water made it worse. Out of my 3 years in NCC, this was the only time i sort of(NOTICE: SORT OF) lost my voice. Admin time and someone lost her inhaler, so Paul, Nicholas, Hun Ing and I volunteered to help. Searching was to no avail, went back and bathed then sleep.

Woke up and realise it was the last day of the course, YAY ME!!! Packed our bedding items, went down fall in. Ate our last real meal, and went back cleaned bunk, after CDOs inspected our bunks, brought our bags down fall in, hand in CDO appraisal and marched to MPH. Put our bags in the landing terrace. Had AAR and rehearsal for the graduation ceremony, the Mdm(emcee) was damn monotonous lah. Nicholas was F2 Best. In the end, the real thing, MAJ James(Commander East) talk quite long, and Mdm screwed up, call out OOC then COC. Haiz...went to canteen had refreshments, fall in at parade square. Broke up into sections, saw Sir Hafiz holding the envelopes and lanyards, counted got 11, so everybody passed. He at first called out my name, than he play me, say i wouldnt get because i failed, then Sir Helmi say dont give me because i only got MKE badge, no AKE badge. I got it in the end lah, as in really at the end, i was the last to get. Got a 2 year old magazine(NCC 105th Anniversary). Dismissed, want to go home also cannot. MP was activated so i cant back my handphone which i surrendered at the start, looking back i dont even know why i brought it with me. Note to self: Never bring handphone again...at military camp.

Through this course i hope to become the leader and role model i had hope to be when i was a cadet to all cadets under me. I have tried my best, and not saying i was very good, but i really felt that Foxtrot COC and Best In Foot Drills Mutual didnt deserve it, i was definitely better as i have observed her conducting her mutual, but im sure the CDOs had their reasons for choosing her, call me biased or whatever, this is the stand that i hold and am entitled to have. Of course, CONGRATULATIONS to Hairee for winning POC in his platoon. The funny thing that i have learnt, is that people who didnt deserve the rank and lanyard got it(People like Mong Jia Hong, even Paul agrees with me) while some who truly deserve it didnt get it, i.e., Josiah. It is really a dubious system of marking that the CDOs have, as such different CDOs have varying standards so it is not really accurate as to who should get an award, not saying that Munir and all other award winners didnt deserve it(Faggot Firman ACT blur in the end get Air Syllabus Best). Though i didnt get what i wanted, i realise by aiming for it, i have actually enabled myself to be a better leader which i have to test it out in the trying months ahead before POP 2009. Special thanks to those who have help me pull through this course, of which without them, i would not have imagine myself getting the rank and lanyard, in no order of merit: Caleb(Not really actually), Paul and Nicholas from SCSS, Hadi(Not really also but still thanks anyway) from North View, Marcus Tan from Macpherson's, Marcus Ho, Eric Yeo and Glenn Khoo from CCHY, Satya(CGOD, only F2 will know what it is) ~~the satay man~~, Eugene and Sean from SPS, Hun Ing from Unity, Wai Loong from Outram, Hong Wei from Manjusri(Weird name for a school right), Hidayah the only girl in my section, Aaron from St Gabriel's, Josiah and all other people whom i have forgotten the names of.

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN(YOU ALSO ATTENDED SSC): MAYBE I WAS TOO CAUGHT UP WITH SUPERFICIAL THINGS, MAYBE I WAS COWARDLY, MAYBE I WAS JUST PLAIN STUPID TO NOT EVEN SAY HI OR ANYTHING, BUT IM TRULY SORRY. I WAS DUMB, I FINALLY REALISE THAT A PLAQUE DOESNT MAKE ME A GOOD LEADER, IT IS ALL MY FRIENDS THAT COUNT. THOSE FEW DAYS OF WANTING AN AWARD SO MUCH HAVE UTTERLY RIDDED MY BRAIN OF ALL OTHER THOUGHTS, I WAS TOO ZOMBIFIED. I NEGLECTED YOUR PRESENCE, AND ALL THAT I CAN ONLY HOPE FOR IS YOUR FORGIVENESS, PROMISES I HAVE MADE BEFORE WERE BULLSHIT IN THE SENSE THAT I HAVE BROKE IT.

I AM SORRY.

*Blogger screwed up and didnt publish this last night, i only realise it just now.

BLAH 12

2008-09-02T23:46:00.020+08:00

SORRY TO DISAPPOINT ALL OF YOU ~~FANS~~ FRIENDS OUT THERE, SO I SHALL MAKE IT UP WITH A ~~MILO 3-IN-1(Sorry im drinking this right now)~~ 4 DAYS-IN-1 POST.

30TH AUGUST 2008, SATURDAY
WAKE UP WAKE UP!!! I went to school and was the earliest since i was the only one nutty enough to reach school at 7:30, Ernest arrived and joined me to sleep at the tables in the 3rd floor corridor. Ms Chow came and gave us the keys to unlock the class for us to sleep, we went like YEAH!!! Ate the noodles that James bought, YUMMY!!! Thanks James(Tommorrow also have)! All the way was a maths, learnt equations of circles and curves(Part of/Sort of like coordinate geometry) all the way until 11:00, those need to take re-test had a remedial lesson and after that took the test. Of course yours truly need not take the test ~~because im a 乖 boy boy who studies though i dont like it~~ so i spammed Playman Summer Games 3 on Matthew's phone.

Matthew forgot to take his phone after the test but i gave it to him at the porch before he left, sigh of relief for him. Went to land store, spammed PSG3(Refer to above paragraph) competition with Kun Liang, then something uneventful happened to Ernest but was solved in the end, that 王八蛋 better watch out play with something as dear as that to Ernest, make sure dont get caught or not he pray hard he can get out alive(Too bad im his MAKER). Crisis solved, played basketball for awhile, ate pizza, Rong Xuan' treat(YAY US!!!), spammed more PSG3, finally after trying so long, i beat Kun Liang's 110m hurdle record of 11:59 with a time of 11:46, pole vault also at first broke Keefe's record with 6.62m, but Kun Liang tyco broke it with 6.68m. HAHA(In your face Kun Liang!). Bubble tea and went home.

31ST AUGUST 2008, SUNDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARREN!!! 1 more, just 1 more year to NC16! Woo Hoo!!!
THE HUMAN RACE...NIKE 10K RUN. I reached at 11:00, the supposed starting time but i was on the opposite side, make The Godfather think i was late, PAI SEH HOR! Stoned in the hot sun until 12:30 ~~like some idiot~~ and Bryan and Darren both got their albums autographed by Boys Like Girls. Sunny soon came ~~to give us our money for stoning~~ and we started work. Moved lots of metal barricades until i dont want see another anymore in my life. Was supposed to get free lunch but got scammed in the end, 所谓冰冻三尺,非...(Sorry wrong one)天下无免费午餐. A drink was a rarity, with either no time or no place to buy, and finally Jared and i found it though it was expensive but less so compared to Starbucks. We should have bought from the drinks/ice-cream vendor, DAMN IT!!! Put up the banners and slacked. The race started and we watched them run(No i was not running ~~though i would have owned them if i had~~).

Marina Bay Floating Platform.

Merlion and Mini-Merlion(I too lazy rotate, go rotate your own head if you want to).

The race path, St Andrew's Road.

The race path again, just that i magically *TWINKLES* made that photographer come into the picture.

*POOF*(Familiar, CHS NCC Air?)! Darren appeared.

Before the race...

GO!!! The lead pack...

MOB.

MORE MOB...

MOST MOB! With Darren's ~~idiotic~~ head in the way.

After the run, we took down the banners and shift the barricades back, since they wanted to throw the banners away, we cut a piece and brought it home as souvenirs. LOLS... Stoned damn long afterwards and finally Sunny came ~~and we started work~~ to give us our money. Brandon, Jared and i left while the rest stayed to watch the Boys Like Girls part of the concert, actually Jared wanted to but cant.

Although the barricades were not that heavy, it was still tiring because there were SO MANY so i slept like baby that night, SWEET DREAMS...SWEET DREAMS...

1ST SEPTEMBER 2008, MONDAY
Woke up ate breakfast and went out to make my IC, took picture did all the usual stuff blah blah blah.

Bought hot dog from Compass Point and went to ~~gobble it up like up like a greedy pig/hungry ghost(Insert whatever you deem fit)~~, just nice today start of new lunar month so no not so 邪 anymore.

2ND SEPTEMBER 2008, TUESDAY
Met Alvin, Ryan, Kai Xin, Wei Zhen, Winnie, Agnes and Michelle today ~~for an intellectual conference~~ 6D outing.

Dont know which 2 people so kind help old auntie in Jurong to cross the road and pick up fruits lor, late by a gazillion seconds. Finally they came and went Harbourfront, ate fish porridge because i was feeling a little catty.

Took monorail to Sentosa ~~to ogle at Chio Bu/for Chio Bu to ogle at us~~, played volleyball and stuffs. I REALISE GIRLS LIKE TO TAKE ALOT OF PICTURES, Oh my...I fear for theirs and more importantly, my sanity. I got buried ~~like a bone by evil rabies infected dogs~~ in the sand. Ryan helped to make me feel more wrong and disorientated than i already was. Just before we went back home, played monkey and soccer.

SORRY TO AGNES ANG MING ZHEN FOR CAUSING ANY EMOTIONAL, MENTAL OR PHYSICAL DAMAGES YOU MAY HAVE SUFFERED UNDER MY HANDS(Or legs for that matter)!!! SORRY HOR!!! *KNEELS DOWN ON GROUND AND STARTS TO KOW TOW* "SALAMI...SALAMI(African chant)"

ALL IN ALL, TODAY WAS FUN! TO MEET UP WITH FRIENDS IS TRULY A BLESSED THING...Will upload pictures once i get from Michelle!

对不起大家，非常抱歉我需要这么早回家，虽然说你们可能也很想我早回，但是在这忙碌的假期期间，我已经尽力抽出我所剩下的那么多时间了，我已经感到十分懊悔，所以在此，我由衷地向大家道歉。

THINGS LEFT TO DO DURING HOLIDAYS*:
3 Elementary Mathematics Paper
1 Additional Mathematics Paper
2 Physics Worksheets
2 Physics Papers
7 History + Social Studies Essays
NCC Air Senior Specialist Course 2008(4TH-6TH SEPTEMBER, THURSDAY-SATURDAY))
GOOD LUCK TO ME AND MY SANITY(No offence to the Sec 4's whom i think is really 小巫见大巫)...

*Only correct at this point in time of typing. I may have completed it already.

OH YAH PLEASE GO LISTEN TO MY 3 NEW BLOG SONGS!!! SHAN QUAN!!! The 1st and 3rd ones are the ONLY, i repeat ONLY 2/3 Korean songs i will EVER like!!! The 2nd one is a JAPANESE(No Shan Quan they cant all be Korean) song, some of you may recognise it as Inuyasha theme song, i dont watch the anime i just like the song.

LAST BUT NEVER LEAST, I would like to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THOR YU CHENG(Though you are at Endau Rompin now)! A loyal friend who is willing to lay down his life(I think...) for you, sticks up for you and is one who can be depended upon to help people in their time of need.
2ND SEPTEMBER 2008, truly a special day...

BLAH 11

2008-08-29T22:30:00.010+08:00

28TH AUGUST 2008, THURSDAY

People may find my blog boring because of constant narration of my school life, however i do that because im afraid you all would lose out knowing about the vivid details of my ~~spectacular~~ life and then start complaining longer than you do about rising prices of food, oil(Now not really), road tax, COE and ERP, so well im thoughtful enough to give you one less thing to complain about.

Ok, so did Paper 2 of CL for SA2 and well, it was in ok-mild difficulty range??? Im not sure myself. History went through ~~RICE(STICKY AND YUMMY)~~ RISE OF JAPAN, STUCK-UP FAGGOTS, i know you are very technologically advanced, but dont need to like that right??? Just look at me, so zai yet i share myself with rest of the world(Aint i selfless, epitome of altruism?). JUST IGNORE THE LAST SENTENCE BEFORE THIS.

Double a maths was ok and slack and easy. Chemistry was SUPER EASY!!! JIA YOU FYE!!!

After school go store, The Godfather became my 财神爷...HAHA!!! Bubble Tea Balek Kampung!!!

29TH AUGUST 2008, FRIDAY

A VERY HAPPY TEACHERS' DAY..........FOR THE STUDENTS!!! LOLS...

First period e maths didnt listen, i got 15/30 for the test when i was suppose to get like 24-25/30, i dont know how either. Was busy chionging a maths linear law graphs, in the end Ms Chow came in see so many people missing so she went through with us ~~sadistical~~ (I suppose you think that i think this is funny, AND YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! HAHAHA)statistical poster and didnt go through the graphs...good news, bad news thing.

Celebrations was slack, DUH!!! Desheng so called "ALOT" of telematches was bullshit and expected, Mr Macaleenan got the MOST INFLUENTIAL TEACHER AWARD and MDM gt the MOST BEAUTIFUL TEACHER AWARD...WOW WHAT A SURPRISE THAT WAS...

Get report book, NO I WOUDLNT CONFORM AND PUT MY RESULTS HERE ALTHOUGH IT MAY BE BENEFICIAL FOR YOU TO EMULATE ME, NAH JUST JOKING... Zao go Rivervale Primary, saw(In no order ofmerit) Alvin and Ryan, Aloysius and Darryl, Hu and Jia Peng, Agnes and Michelle, Kai Xin and Wei Zhen and Winnie. Chat for awhile, they went to watch movie i went to play soccer and badminton, saw Gideon along the way, and off i go to Yong Hwee's house to play soccer. After ~~scoring many goals and getting bored of it~~ that, went to Seng Kang CC.

Played doubles paired with Yu Cheng versus i forgotten who. ALAS, even the greatest of the greatest fall in the face of SOMEONE(No offence, you should know me by now). Actually i seriously think Hao Qin is the best though he lost to Edmund who lost to Chek Wei. I rusty liao lah, in the space of 3 years, i only played 3 times??? Once per year...No wonder lah...Singles yeah Hao Qin owned me 11-5.

Come home EAT SHIT SLEEP(TOGETHER), no lah please dont be offended by this because i didnt really do that...

Long overdue, I think it is Aluminium Oxide, look at the 3 rings, cool in a weird sort of way.

Also long overdue, me doing ~~godly~~ Quintuple Jumbo with super lightweight rifle.

BLAH 10

2008-08-27T22:43:00.007+08:00

HCL Paper 1 today!!! Nothing much except i think i screwed up abit of 公函, but my 报章读后感/报章报道 write quite alot, about 3.5-4 pages. So paper 1 quite secured...i ~~think~~ know.

Geography was slack and easy, a maths is ok as always(Woah Deja Vu, HAPPY NOW???).

English went through Zimbardo's prison experiment and realise we are pretty much governed by our power or desire for power just like the "guards" in the experiment. SLACK SLACK and MORE SLACK.

After that Carpe Diem coursework, very sian...usual scene, people get all hyped up and high and go like,"im WASTED!!!" or something along that line.

Went for bilingual talk, literally, Mr Heng was going through pretty much in depth of various key issues in modern world society which i found quite insightful in a sense i guess...oh yah in case you were wondering, it is very hiong. Lets refresh my memory a little: Component 1(Written PORTFOLIO)-(4 X English, 4 X Chinese)-Major paper, 1000 word research report not including appendices. (2009 TERM 1 WEEK 5)
Component 2: 10 minute speech presentation, Interview/Q&A of portfolio(2009 TERM 1 WEEK 6)

CCA made me feel saddened, looking at how the PART A's standards have plunged in a period of 4 DAYS...im utterly disappointed, i know they are enthusiastic, i can see that in them training after school, so good for them but during training they take things for granted and use their weakest link as an escape route. People are starting to slack, VERY OBVIOUS...ENTHUSIASM ISNT ENOUGH WHEN YOU GIVE UP DURING CRUNCH TIME, it defeats the purpose of your passion when there isnt any effort to show for it. HOPEFULLY they will improve by POP 2009, i dont want to leave behind what im not sure of, i need to leave them in good stead for both them and their future UDI so as to decrease his workload. They may be trying, but are they trying hard enough?

BLAH 9

2008-08-26T20:25:00.003+08:00

25TH AUGUST 2008, MONDAY

MONDAY REDS, ORANGES, YELLOWS, GREENS, BLUES, INDIGOS, VIOLETS, ARGH and it becomes a rainbow of mixed emotions. I hate Monday simply because...let me think ah...erm simply because...erm...ah...yups im a first-of-the-kind of stuttering bloggers, YAY ME!!! So as i was saying, i hate Mondays because it comes directly after Sunday which is a weekend which is usually rest oriented. So going to school after a restful weekend is a little shitty, but i still have to do it anyway. Aint life always like that??? Being forced to do shitty stuff against your will, not that i hate my life, whats there to hate about me??? Please disagree with me on the sentence before this, im crapping.

A maths was ok as usual, it can be fun nor boring so it is always ok, well to me i guess. P.E. was very fun, ~~because i was playing~~, we were owning handball, ~~because i was playing~~ and Mr Goh was a in a good mood ~~because i was playing~~ i guess so everything was pretty much scold-free. I understood minimal from geography and that makes me a little screwed for FYE. Oh yah speaking of that, Kun Liang told me a bloody cold joke: Moving ice is called glaciers, moving water rivers, what is moving rubber called??? GATSBY!!! I stunned when he told me that. History elective was CONTENT, yes!!! Very interesting as always, i think...

HCL was a scolding session for alot of disruptive people, tensions were high between teacher and students, of course it is our fault. However, yours truly is a very, i repeat VERY 乖 boy boy, so i paid attention through out though i didnt take out a single cent *LAUGH TRACK PLAYS*. Physics was easy and rather relaxing, so was the SUPPLEMENTARY HCL lessons, not remedial hor.

DAMN JARED GOH CAN DO RISING SUN!!! I CANT*SKY CRACKS*!!! DAMN IT!!! MUST PRACTICE!!! BUT I DID J HOOK!!! HAHAS...

26TH AUGUST 2008, TUESDAY

Chemistry today is easy, half equations and stuff, double English was slacked, do oral stuff. TERM 4 WEEK 2!!! Physics was much of a torture ~~not for people like me with a big brain~~ for everyone i think, except Yu Sheng probably...

No SPA so on with specific latent heat of fusion and vapourisation. Yes!!! Finished SS 2008 syllabus, so on with REVISION, IMPORTANT!!! After school stayed back for a maths, proceeded with linear law, overall ok lah.

Went to store to be 财神爷 for The Godfather, speaking of him im now part of his PIMP group, please dont ask me what it means or stand for, its "CONFIDENTIAL", bubble tea for him was FREE, ARGH!!! Took bus with CSM home and well came home, isnt it rather obvious???

Tommorow Sec 4 Chinese Prelim, WISH ME LUCK!!! Just in case you dont know, im Sec 3 HCL taking O Level Chinese this year, yups that is about it!!!

P.S. Before i forget, WISH ALL THE SEC 4's taking their Prelims for the next 2 weeks!!! Stay calm and focused!!!

BLAH 8

2008-08-24T22:22:00.001+08:00

FANTASY!!! By Nana Katase...Nice song for PDS though beat is a little slow
There is another song but i ~~know~~ doubt you will view my blog long enough to reach it either that, or you will be too lazy to to click the Next Track button.

Woke up at 4.45A.M. today, changed in 5 minutes and left in the car(Im obviously ~~not~~ the one driving), The Godfather thinks he is right but i am in the damn car you moronic moron(Joking please dont do what i think you might do to me). Reached St Andrew's Road at 5.30-5.40 and changed into the shirt, i mean wearing the shirt over. Played playman summer until 7.15 and got ready, starting was easy press and shout tag number to Si Yang, than as the mob came, i pressed pressed pressed the stopwatch and keep shouting "DASH"(-) to him, sia lah how you see the number like that. In case you still dont know what im talking about, its actually me volunteering for the Singapore Bay Run & Army Half Marathon.

SKIP all the boring stuffs and went home sleep...9P.M.!!! WTF!!! I slept like 5 hours, i mean i didnt went home and sleep immediately, i slacked for awhile than sleep what. Cant wait for NEXT SUNDAY!!!

BLAH 7

2008-08-23T23:59:00.007+08:00

I was hoping to post on today itself, guess i made it.
Another year, another step closer to NC16...YAY ME!!!

Today was an entire day of Nike, Nike and more Nike. Woke up at 7 and left house at 7.30, reached Kallang at 8 and saw ALVIN LOW WEI KIT(Happy now???LOLZ...). Waited for The Godfather, Darren, Jared an Yu Cheng(HAHA your name appears last in order of merit, the rest are equal). Faggot Godfather wished me in a very unique way you dont want to know. Walked to National Stadium like nobody's BEZEENESS(WTF is this word, sounds like some preschool spelling mistake) like that. Reached there at around 8.30, stoned for a half hour, met Benjamin and Alphonsus and started moving stuff out from the gym. Little surprise why they want to tear the National Stadium down, it is DAMN DAMN run-down.

Unpacked the stuff and started a process line with super high rate of efficiency, like a factory like that. We started high and soon our motivation start going downhill all the way, sian lah rain almost the entire day. Packed and packed until im afraid of Nike. Lols at the end of it all i got a unique birthday present, and all my life i would never have imagined me celebrating my birthday doing this kind of shit.

After that went somewhere to eat(Dont want tell you lest you stalk me) with my family. I would have preferred a home-cooked meal, but heck i dont mind it at all. It is actually times like this i really feel blessed and loved, very heart-burning feeling inside of you, oh sorry thats the feeling after drinking too much tom yam soup, i meant heart-warming feeling because my entire family is celebrating this momentous occasion with me.

THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY, IM CERTAINLY HAPPY BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT YOU BOTHERED TO MOVE YOUR FINGERS AND SEND ME A SMS OR TAGGED, note this isnt sarcasm or anything, I REALLY MEAN IT.

P.S. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:
Shrek: Urrrrrp - What chicken?

Martin Luther King : It had a dream

Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road

Darth Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side

Colonel Sanders: I missed one?

Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A: It got tired of everyone making so many jokes!

BLAH 6

2008-08-22T23:36:00.008+08:00

21ST AUGUST 2008, THURSDAY
CRAZY CRAZY THURSDAY...ENGLISH first period!!! It was supposedly the last chance for those who havent presented the speech yet, but i guess being the kind saint he his, Mr Macaleenan said next week those people would get to do it. Speech speech and more speech, well i thought xavier's and meng xuan's speeches were very good except meng xuan was better and more well thought out but his presentation lack confidence and voice projection(IMPORTANT!!!). Li Ren's one was well researched like ernest and derek but i felt his was more details and not an actual argument, heck he still got full marks, so that makes it 5 people in the class to get 5/5 marks, yours truly included.

Next, geography, go through waterfall and gorges handout, nothing interesting ~~except me~~. History elect. was very interesting as always because we went through content rather than skills which i find very boring. BRITAIN AND FRANCE ARE COWARDS!!! lolz... so next was a maths went through lots of coordinate geometry quite interesting mainly because it is not too conventional yet not too abstract also.

CHEMISTRY is getting better now that Mrs Toh is gone, YAY!!! Hopefully, with new government implementations and policies she will stay at home for 4 more weeks longer than the original 12 weeks. Im starting to see the fringe benefits we students have when our teachers get baby bonuses and stuff. Oh shit and i just read the newspaper damn it must be after 16th August 2008!!! SIAN...never mind that it is still 12 long weeks.

After school, went store, played abit of soccer and went for the CIP briefing, its quite fun doing timing but at the same time challenging. This 2 weekends getting -undisclosed sum- !!! YAY ME(And The Godfather)!!!

22ND AUGUST 2008, FRIDAY
Friday is always fun, dont ask me why because i dont either...Anyway, e maths was slack like a low tension string go through similarity & congruency and circular measures/properties...EASY for me anyway~~(Im YOUR MAKER, remember?)~~. A maths we learnt linear law and its EASY as well.

SS i screwed up!!! Haiz...at the very most 11/14...sianz...HCL was quite easy well, go through si han.

EASY, EASY, EASY...NO WONDER I LIKE FRIDAYS!!!

CHEM SPA after recess and chem, woah?!?!?! Quite taxing ~~even for a major brain like mine~~ for me.

Training was well a little emotional because Sir Anthony is leaving for A Levels, remember when we were PART A's, PART C' 08??? 6 years since we first step into the CCA, with him the only one following us all the way through, RESPECTED. I realise that we really need our seniors to impart invaluable information to us as NCO's so that we could better ourselves. What he said was so striking not for us to doubt our abilities, but so as for us to realise our mistakes. THANK YOU SIR!!! I know you have done your absoulute best not just for our batch, but for the unit. People reading this, think not of the bad times we experienced(Under him), for the bad times are only the stones which we trod on towards success. Did the final cheer for him, our very best, loudest and most coordinated ever and i know for a fact it came solely from the heart to wish him all the best. Because of this, i would like to tell you PART A '08, YOU ALL CAN BE ONE OF THE BEST BATCHES IF YOU SET YOUR MIND TO IT, I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE REMEMBERED EVERYTHING I HAVE SAID, JIA YOU!!! YOU ALL CAN DO IT, DO NOT SLACK, REMEMBER YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL IS TO TAKE OVER AS THE BEST NCO'S YOU ALL WANT TO BE.

The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on. . . . The genius of a good leader is to leave behind him a situation which common sense, without the grace of genius, can deal with successfully. - Walter Lippmann

BLAH 5

2008-08-20T21:36:00.007+08:00

WEDNESDAY has always been in one word: SLACK. Today is no exception. I felt that seizing the day today is actually very very relaxing. Updated "Gentleman" passport today(In what way does this inculcate in us the right moral values?).

HCL today was ok, i managed to copy ALL of ZXM's compo stuff, YAY ME!!! Next was geography so went to sit with Yu Cheng and 82(guess who). So me and Yu Cheng had a discussion about recent stuff and changes to certain people in which i will mention later on. A Maths rocks, because Ms Chow didnt come today!!! Not that im damn happy or anything in light of the nearing of FYEs, but with current schedules being what they are, its high time we deserve a break(No offence to the Sec 4s). However, she sprung a surprise test which Ms Leong came to give us, hey 3 questions isnt exactly ROCKET SCIENCE or QUANTUM PHYSICS. So ~~being the genius i am~~, i finished it in record breaking time of 9.68/9.67 seconds ~~with legal wind speed~~ so LHB is giving me 8 gold medals tommorrow.

Recess has become ever so much a period for PDS recently(GOD im addicted but im damn lag in noticing it). So i managed to do a 1.5 J Hook, YAY ME!!! Yu Cheng taught me the ending for rising sun but im still unclear though, however, ~~being the genius i am~~, im sure i will master it in time to come. In retrospect, i really do not know the reason why i have developed this interest in PDS, nor do i know why i have developed an interest in my CCA ever since Sec 1 and now being the PART B UDI, to impart all that i have learnt to my peers or juniors. It seems all too soon and over time, i start to realise the bond we have forged, the memories we have taken back and the burning sensation that is ever going on strongly. THIS CCA ROCKS!!! Ok so moving on is English, so we continued with the speech presentation that i got full marks for, so DEREK was the highlight. But if we really scrutinise every little detail in his speech, we would realise the amount of mistakes, petty or major, that he had made. His speech was more a descriptive and sounded alot like plagiarised material from some "UNKNOWN ONLINE ENCYCLOPEDIA". I for one think that the only reason he got full marks TOO(pardon the pun because only we TWO got full marks) was because his audience was too immature to realise the simplicity of his speech. Sure, you may say that a speech is to captivate your audience, but if this audience have not even the slightest grasp of maturity in thoughts, than that speaks something about the quality of this speech which i find highly dubious. With all due respect, he may have done it himself and all, or you can call me jealous(no reason to do so actually because i got the same score), but as a friend and part of the audience, please do not give this type of speech anymore because it really insults our intelligence as fellow classmates of the same level.

Ok so next was assembly which includes alot of presentations about Science lessons learnt on school field trips. I personally feel it was quite well done but a note to my juniors(You know who you are): Please speak up more and be more confident about your abilities, if you speak in a zombie-like tone, people would react in a zombie-like tone, likewise to the audience, give your comments to the neighbouring people but do not overdo it, IT ISNT RIGHT(Now where have i heard this before?). Oh yah, so i was chosen by my language teachers to represent the class in the annual CHS ~~Multillingual~~ Bilingual Student Competition which made me react in a WTF sort of way. Than had a briefing, realise its damn hiong ~~and start to pee in my pants~~. However, i thought about it and what they say is true, dont think of it as a competition~~(Anyway, what competition is it with me in it, NO CHALLENGE AT ALL)~~, but think of it as a learning experience, hence i shall relish this opportunity to learn something so as to aid me for my preparations for O Levels. JIA YOU TO ME!

After school, do rising sun and helicopter than go HQ ~~to waste my precious youth~~ for SSC briefing. All they did was just go through the AI for the course which our dear CSM already has. Saw Wei En, but i didnt say hi mainly because i dont want it to be awkward, after all, if a stranger comes up and say hi to you, im sure you will go gaga right? Thus i decided to wait until SSC than interact so as to understand her as a person because this is how friendships are forged.

Speaking of this, i want to highlight that a certain person has failed to understand this concept of mutual understanding and goes around doing what i will call "KNOWING BUT NOT UNDERSTANDING", im very sure that the bond between people who do this is very shallow, and a friend has to be someone you can trust or you can be yourself around him/her. Dont put up a mask because this a facade, and after they get to know you better, your true colours will be revealed and both parties will get hurt. I realise a certain someone else and i are starting to lose a friend we once knew we can depend on, if we as friends dont understand you, WHO DOES???

BLAH 4

2008-08-19T23:04:00.006+08:00

Nothing much today, just the same old same old(No this is not a typographical error, its meant to be this way). But boy did i have the fright of my life, i woke up went into the camwhoreroom(Sorry washroom but i realise girls use it to camwhore) and as i brushed my teeth, i looked up and saw this stranger, most handsome burglar i have ever seen, oh wait a minute thats just me.

Ok so go school, assembly, CHEMISTRY...i got screwed up!!! Firstly, i didnt get the worksheet on Friday(Because i miss lesson on Thursday for IMT), i only got it today and found out tommorrow must hand in!!! GAHHS...and i got 52 without the last 5% of daily work, DIE!!!

Ok after that was double English, situational SUCK(14/30), but my composition OWN(24/30) and well overall for English B4/63 but that is because i didnt hand in book review if not B3 or A2 already, sian!!!

Physics was ok, learnt thermal physics and all about thermometers, recess, Physics SPA which was relatively easy. SS next got back MR 21/25 and did SBQ practice for Friday, lolz Ms Thian praise me for handing in homework because only 2 people hand in than i forgot to bring the SBQ handout!!!ALAMAK!!!

After school, COMPLETE and i mean EXTREMELY RADICAL change to the airstore, one and only 360 degree change in the store in CHS NCC Air's 11 year history. Than cleaned and tidy up, do PDS, I FINALLY DID HELICOPTER 5 ROUNDS!!! Rising Sun is improving and my windmill is getting better and faster but i need to work on my ending. Play basketball and finally went home after buying bubble tea. OWN horse brothel in cards on the bus ride back.

Oh yah and i was pondering about this matter for a very long time now. It seems that people actually do not see the need to respect other people's feelings nowadays. Granted that i myself also do that, but at the very least, i try to change and make up for it and be more thoughtful next time. I also know that i am very sarcastic or too playful and try to make a joke of everything, but as i explained, those around me know very well i dont mean what i say when i insult them with sarcasm, IT ISNT RIGHT. I personally feel that when i be too nice to a person, he/she tends to see me as someone who can be disregarded in terms of what they say or do. I AM A FRIEND NOT A PUNCHING BAG NOR A DART BOARD for you to take aim and blast whatever SHITTY CRAP you have suffered, although it is only right that i as a friend try to understand your problems, but there is a limit to how much one person can endure. Just think for a second, if you are a true friend, you would not want the person to suffer like you because you had first hand experience and only you yourself know how painful it really feels. SO IF YOU ARE A FRIEND, THINK BEFORE YOU ACT!!! TRUST ME, EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU BETTER FOR IT AND RESPECT YOU MORE FOR IT.

BLAH 3

2008-08-18T22:24:00.006+08:00

Sorry ~~to all my fans~~ this is my last post because my blog has been contaminated by SOMEBODY tagging and i need go delete and create again. THANKS ALOT YU CHENG, THANKS ALOT(Well this kind of kills the beating around the bush and sarcasm of my previous sentence, but i just cant help it, stupidity like his just cant be contained for long.

Anyway, today was a rather long day, not that boring but can be a WEE bit better. A Maths was ok but Ms Chow was damn pissed with alot of people for not doing homework(Yours truly not included). She said those who didnt come last thursday can sit if they didnt do(I went for IMT last thursday) but i already can sit liao because i have been a good boy ~~during the weekend~~ 15 minutes before assembly to complete it. Normal people cant do that, but well im a WEE bit godly.

After P.E., stone quite long than played soccer(With a handball ball) owned 10-3~~(Because im in the winning team)~~ than geog which was slacked with all the mindless chattering (I think i have eaten oestrogen pills or something by mistake, im starting to CHATTER???!?!!?WTF?!?!?).

Skip go history elect got our papers back by merit so it means i get first(sian no time for drumroll), ok so i realise im smart enough to get full marks but stupid enough to throw away one for inference+purpose, full marks for reliability(CRAP). Oh yah ms thian was like asking me about my feelings for my marks and i act as if i naturally get so high which is so not true because i just scared i get too complacent and screw up FYE which is 45% of the whole year.

Than HCL go through kan fa lei, physics finished sound which i think quite easy and sound worksheet, after school HCL remedial and finish go do PDS. Rising sun all the way + quintuple jumbo because Wei Kit wants to take a video of ~~my handsome face~~ me doing quintuple jumbo and let his AI friend see. Apparently i was right in that they use heavier rifles, see Wei Kit i told you so.

Bubble tea, go home do physics worksheet, COMPLETED (Call me god), but i need to start studying(See i didnt conform by saying mugging) for FYE liao, schedule damn hiong and especially history elect. takes up alot of storage space in my brain ~~which is in never ending supply of it~~. SO PEOPLE, GO STUDY NOW!!!GO GO GO!!!

"When one is nearing his/her destination, he/she will start to notice the people that have aided them in their journey."-Hui Yang

I so so RESPECT ALL MY TEACHERS NOW!!!

BLAH 2

2008-08-17T22:44:00.010+08:00

Oh yah talking about blogging, i havent really started blogging about my ~~boring~~ life story, after all i will want to look back about i grow ~~more handsome than i already am~~ as a person how many gazillion(sounds familiar, didnt someone teach me this word???) years down the road.

16TH AUGUST 2008, SATURDAY(HAPPY BIRTHDAY JARED!)
Disgressing over, yesterday was the sixth day in the five-day work week in CHS and yah being the GUAI KIA i am, i went back school for HCL ~~supplementary lesson~~ remedial(i would like to think that i actually do not need it but rather as an extra lesson, look at the top of my post). Reach school at around 8:45 stone at part b aeromodelling for a while than me Yu Cheng, Wei Xuan and Jared go grab rifle and ~~AWOL with live rounds~~ do PDS. so Wei Kit was telling me about his AI friends doing quintuple jumbo so i did it in 10mins and shocked him i guess cause he say his friend broke his finger and practice for like few days or something. But than as I was saying, our dummy rifle damn light but he said theirs also, so yeah make me think like im some kind of god ~~which i know i am.~~ Speaking of jumbos, everybody is doing it nowadays like Jared, Wei Xuan, Samuel Lee and Yu Cheng ~~but not as good as me~~. After which we practiced Jumbo and AXP ~~which is so no kick.~~ Moving on, was J hook, yeah so Yu Cheng was the only one who managed to do it so that kind of makes him a little godly. Than rising sun, well I was the only one who did a smoother one with windmill at the back, but my ending still damn NOOB, got video than i post it here.

After that go remedial, ZXM go through alot of i tink relevant topics to our lives cuz she going through bao zhang du hou gan ge an lei. Than must turn it into a xian xiang so we tried doing so becuz its a pivotal part of this type of composition. Than nothing much dismiss than just nice finish drizzling so we go do more PDS.

Do more rising sun and finally AXP, LANDED RIGHT ON MY DOGGONE NAIL!!! INTERNAL BLEEDING!!! HURTS LIKE ME GETTING 21/25 FOR SS AND 12/13 for HISTORY ELECT.!!! (actually this is wrong but i jus wan to post it here anyway and yah contrary to popular belief it is true)

So after that go J8 eat pizza hut with Wei Kit, Yu Cheng, Yong Liang, Rong Xuan, Matthew, Don, Bryan Koh and some sec 1. So Rong Xuan and Bryan paid most of it, the rest paid $6. Took 156 home cause Yong Hwee say no soccer because drizzling. Created my first post and off to my grandmother's house eat dinner, SIBEI SHIOK DAO!!! That coupled with the fact she gave me $100 for MY BIRTHDAY NEXT SATURDAY (i giv alot alot hint liao hor, oh shit conformed), after that balek kampung tidoh.

17TH AUGUST 2008, SUNDAY
Today like hangover like wake up at 12pm than go eat LREAKFAST (i dont wont conform say BRUNCH) than go Yong Hwee's house play soccer with Joel, Horse Brothel (guess who), Ham, Bei and Nick. Damn fun except Nick kicked the ball at my NUTS (damn it hurts like peanut butter and jelly, ok random) than go home slack makan and blog. Thats all i think, i go sleep ~~and suck my thumb~~ now, TATA

Me before NDP when i still wasnt as godly

CHS NCC Air School NDP 2008 Performance
(im the guy on the right of the front guy at first and the
front at the end)

BLAH

2008-08-16T18:36:00.002+08:00

hey all!!! after all of this years i have finally decided to conform and jump on the blogging bandwagon...and DAMN im lag!

~~BUTT~~ BUT! i decided NOT to conform like SOME PEOPLE (pls dont ask me who cuz i also dont noe who im talking about) and post something along the line of hey-all-i-jus-created-a-blog-and-this-is-my-first-post which i tink is totally CRAP! so those who did that just go do something along the line of jumping-down-a-100-storey-building-and-ending-your-life-so-that-you-will-beautify-Mother-Earth thingy...AFTER ALL my entourage (non-existent) have given me enough fanfare already...*YAWNS* boring (What thingy doesnt get boring after many a repeated times???)

ANYWAY...i was thinking to post about a major event n wat better event can there be other than my birth...i was born an adorable but not ugly(hence im not cute) baby n i vaguely remembered something about being ~~paraded on the street like a rock star~~ n b4 i continue, just to tell you tat there are different versions of this stories told in different countries (im rather well-known)
IN SINGAPORE: People finally stop being so KIASU and gave way to us for one day and decided to come together not to complain, but celebrate the new NATIONAL DAY and ALL THESE HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY 23RD AUGUST HOR!!!)
IN USA: My mother got the key to the COUNTRY for giving birth to me and was made SECRETARY of STATE (take that CONDOLEEZZA RICE)
IN SRI LANKA: They cancelled VESAK DAY to HUI YANG's MOTHER'S DAY (i dont wan 2 reveal my mother's name cuz i scared you all abuse it later) and started worshipping her like GUAN YIN MA~~.COM~~ for giving birth to me.
IN NORTHERN IRELAND: THEY DECIDED to rename MOTHER MARY to MOTHER OF HUI YANG n wanted to rename me the new JESUS but i rejected cuz ~~i tink my name sounds nicer~~

If u dont noe some of this events i tink u shld start reading sec 3 social studies textbook n oh yah 4 my blog music the 1st song is the one tat really sparked of my passion 4 PDS n the 2nd is school NDP performance music (CHS shld noe), n my tagboard aint gay i jus tink pink goes well wif black, DONT YOU THINK SO?!?!?!*GUN AT POINT BLANK RANGE* but nvm if u tink otherwise too bad lor u say gay than nt my problem wat, right, there is after all"FREEDOM" of speech in Singapore...actually dis post abit the long liao so CIAO to my fans (non existent as well)...DONT MISS ME!!!